Remember that elephant show with Bram and Sharon? Neither do my babies, but they love the song!
Added by Darlena Cunha on February 6, 2011 at 12:12pm — No Comments
Ways to Trick your Baby:
Problem: Congratulations! Your child is pooping in the potty! What could possibly be the problem there? Well, I don't know about you, but after years of wiping the stuff, cleaning the stuff, and otherwise handling it, I find nothing more gross than carrying it from the chamber pot to the actual toilet to flush. And, sometimes, it sticks. It sticks. It's something that just turns my stomach, and I don't know why, but I hate it.
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*This is not written by me, a friend of mine posted this on facebook. Thought it would elicit a few laughs*
1. Go to the grocery store.
2. Arrange to have your salary paid directly to their head office.
3. Go home.
4. Pick up the paper.
5. Read it for the last time...
Added by Heather Jones on January 10, 2011 at 4:08pm — No Comments
My guitar-playing, dancing twins at your service! Cute videos!
Added by Darlena Cunha on January 9, 2011 at 11:18am — No Comments
Ways to Trick your Baby:
Problem: Your kid, to put it mildly, wakes up on the wrong side of the bed. It seems no matter what you do, you are going to be graced with a crying jag leftover from sleep. Nothing appeases, nothing stops it. She's just cranky when she wakes up.
Solution: Try to get there right before she wakes up. This has worked for me about 50 percent of the time. It's hard to pull off because sometimes the babies will sleep for an hour, other times…
Added by Darlena Cunha on January 8, 2011 at 2:42pm — No Comments
My girls are identical twins. I have kept them on the same schedule since birth. They sleep at the same time, eat at the same time, watch TV at the same time, play at the same time. Everything is the same. They even play on the same playground toys at the same time. It's just easier for me that way. Plus, they don't seem to mind. Little did I know I was instigating a mindset that is unknown to most children and that my twins will have to overcome as they grow up.…Continue
Added by Darlena Cunha on January 6, 2011 at 11:47am — No Comments
The moment you start fighting with a toddler, you have already lost. Everyone loses, but the parent especially. The main problem is that a toddler will treat every minor infraction with the same amount of vigor. It doesn't matter if they have just broken their leg or if you gave them cheerios in the wrong bowl. When your toddler has the fighting spirit, nothing can stop them. So the question is, how hard should we try? …Continue
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Ways to Trick Your Baby:
Problem: You have something important to do in a timely fashion. You'll quickly find that nothing turns normally self-entertained, quiet babies or toddlers into snivelling, whiny, needy messes than the knowledge that their mommy or daddy might actually have something to do that doesn't involve them.
Solution: Tread softly. Let nothing in your attitude or demeanor betray that you might have something important to do. Try not to let your…
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New Year's Eve has always been a disappointment in my life. I'm not sure if that's because it's coming after the enormity that is Christmas, or if the expectations of the night are just too high. Maybe it's because of the immense pressure to finally make something of yourself this year, as if the changing of the calendar has any bearing on your personal goal system. The falsity of the core concept of the New Year is about all that rings true.
Or maybe I'm just a little bitter. …
Added by Darlena Cunha on December 31, 2010 at 10:48am — No Comments
Christmas is for the memories. Christmas is for the anticipation. Christmas, at least when you're the parent of two year olds, is not for the day, itself.
On Christmas Eve, I excitedly brought down my horribly wrapped presents and placed them carefully under the tree in the most eye-pleasing manner I could manage. I stepped back to view my work, envisioning the happy day that was surely awaiting us.…
Added by Darlena Cunha on December 29, 2010 at 11:49am — No Comments
Christmas has been so hectic. Dragging babies across the country, presents, presents, different foods, different people, presents, a massive snow storm, and, well, presents.
Added by Darlena Cunha on December 28, 2010 at 11:47am — No Comments
After two intense weeks of tantrums, screaming, flopping, crying and whining, my kids have finally had a language breakthrough. For the past four days or so, they have not only been pointing at objects and telling me what they are, but they have been connecting abstract ideas together, using adjectives and nouns to specify their meaning, and using verbs and nouns to create basic sentences and to tell me what they are doing.
They’ve got the command down pat.
Added by Darlena Cunha on December 22, 2010 at 10:31am — No Comments
A beautiful blogger and great friend of mine wrote a post today about being a fake stay at home mom (during break as a teacher.) She got a lot of well-deserved hits, and I laughed at myself, saying, "I'm going to post where you post, claiming that SAHM is a career."
But, then, I thought, what the heck, self? SAHM is a career.
She writes: As a teacher "for several weeks out of the…
Added by Darlena Cunha on December 21, 2010 at 12:02pm — No Comments
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Gigglefest with Daddy. Adorable and short video here:
I love my family!
Added by Darlena Cunha on December 19, 2010 at 10:39am — No Comments
Inspired by my friend Chelsea:
Ways to trick your baby:
Problem: You've just switched over to the toddler bed (or taken the rail off your now-outlawed crib), and your toddler has discovered he has run of the room. Instead of sleeping, there's a raucous party going on in there, a party of one (or in my case, two). You've taken all the toys out of the room, you've made sure it's as boring and calm as it could possibly be, and still, your child has developed an imagination…
Added by Darlena Cunha on December 18, 2010 at 11:10am — No Comments