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Jennifer Marshall's Blog Posts Tagged 'toilet' (6)

Things I've Learned This Week

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** A three-day weekend is directly followed by an entire week of not knowing what the hell day it is.



** The shortest weeks often seem like the longest.…



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Added by Jennifer Marshall on September 5, 2014 at 1:42pm — No Comments

Things I've Learned This Week

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** Cooking would be so much more enjoyable if someone did it for me.



** No matter the question, duct tape is ALWAYS the answer.



** I'm apparently a…

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Added by Jennifer Marshall on June 20, 2014 at 1:23pm — 1 Comment

Things I've Learned This Week

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** Next year, I really need some elves, dammit.

** My twins now have nicer phones than I do.  Thanks, Santa.

** Candlelight church services with kids make…

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Added by Jennifer Marshall on December 27, 2013 at 12:21pm — No Comments

Things I've Learned This Week

** If a day ever went by where a kid HADN'T peed on a toilet seat here, I'd swear I was in the wrong house.

** I seriously could not be more unorganized.

** Everybody needs a mental health day.  (Still waiting impatiently to cash in on mine....)

** Homework supervision is totally interfering with my tweeting and…

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Added by Jennifer Marshall on January 6, 2012 at 11:36am — 1 Comment

The Day My Daughter Spared WAY More Than A Square

You know you're up a shit creek when your kid comes out of a public bathroom after ten LONG minutes and says, "Uh, can you come in here and help me, Mama?"  You might as well just take a deep breath, roll up your sleeves, and prepare for the worst.  I speak from experience because I dealt with this very same scenario over the weekend when I secured my status…

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Added by Jennifer Marshall on December 13, 2011 at 12:05pm — 1 Comment

Things I've Learned This Week

 

** My world is just a series of pee splatters and poo.

 

** It's a true challenge not to laugh when telling your eight year old how inappropriate it is to yell "cocks".

 

** Throwing food can be liberatingly fun.

 

** Pretending to be stupid so you can cut in line is sooooooo not cool.

 

** Some sick a-hole had…

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Added by Jennifer Marshall on August 19, 2011 at 10:50am — No Comments

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