Last Saturday my life changed.
No I did not get a promotion, we didn't move and Lord knows there is no pregnancy announcement coming.
Friends- we are getting new couches.
Those who know me already know that this is actually big news in our home. Those microfiber monsters have been a real point of contention in my marriage for years. You see when i was preggers with the twins I was a bit hormonally whacked and all over the place emotionally.…Continue
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In a recent episode of the humorous sitcom Blackish, Pops (played by Laurence Fishburne) is roughhousing with one of his grandchildren who is a twin. “Be careful!” yells Pops’ son Dre (Anthony Anderson), “He’s half of a set…!”
In real life, however, I think most parents of twins try…Continue
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It’s hard to believe our twins are already two. I have been eagerly watching them grow and hit developmental milestones, yet the graduation from baby to toddler is paired with feelings of sadness and worry. My babies are grown and it’s happening fast. Just as it did with Thomas. Days…Continue
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We think all moms' bodies are beautiful. So we asked moms around the world to show us their mummy tummies!
** I might be a bit biased, but I'm pretty sure if I was in sixth grade, I'd wanna be friends with my kids.
** Apparently the floor is the best place to hang coats and towels.…
Added by Jennifer Marshall on March 6, 2015 at 8:05pm — No Comments
** There's nothing like having your kids barge into your bathroom and present you with a Valentine while you're standing there buck naked.…
Mommy Masters welcomes dad Keith Lex,who shares his perspective on fatherhood and why his way works for him. His wife may not agree but at the end of the day, it all gets done!
“Around 2am, my wife and I were bottle feeding our six month old twins. She was leaning over the bassinet feeding our daughter and I was crouched on the other side of the double bassinet, feeding our…Continue
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** I am an extremely underpaid entertainment coordinator.
** Nobody wins when Mama oversleeps on a school…Continue
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** Daytime t.v. brings with it some seriously disturbing commercials.
** My kids are probably hungry all the time because…Continue
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** Short weeks make you feel like every day is Friday.
** They also make you angry to find out that every day is not, in…Continue
Added by Jennifer Marshall on January 23, 2015 at 7:40pm — No Comments
** It's hard to play Dr. Kevorkian, even to a Beta fish who's dying a very slow death.
** Helping with Spanish homework when you don't speak a lick of Spanish is like trying to cook a gourmet meal when you can't even boil…Continue
Added by Jennifer Marshall on January 16, 2015 at 12:04pm — No Comments
** I'm not buying whatever Mother Nature is selling.
** My transformation from human to crocodile is nearly complete,…Continue
Added by Jennifer Marshall on January 9, 2015 at 3:45pm — No Comments
** 'Tis the season to feel like a walking ATM.
** If you're a fan of torturing yourself, I highly recommend going to the mall two weekends before Christmas.…
** If my kids overflow one more toilet around here, they're getting an outhouse for Christmas.
** I could really use an…Continue
Added by Jennifer Marshall on December 12, 2014 at 12:13pm — No Comments
** I'm not sure what's disappearing faster around here -- my money or our iPhone chargers.…
** This time of the year makes me so very grateful for my beloved hot glue gun.
** I may steal the dog crate from the dog -- it just looks so darn PRIVATE in there.…
Added by Jennifer Marshall on October 24, 2014 at 3:07pm — No Comments
** I am totally addicted to selling crap on virtual garage sale sites.
** Finding a CLEAN gas station bathroom is like finding a unicorn.…
Added by Jennifer Marshall on October 10, 2014 at 1:46pm — No Comments
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** My house is a revolving door of loud, screeching short people. (And I kind of love it.)
** Wearing a dress AND a bra all in one day is quite an accomplishment.…
Added by Jennifer Marshall on September 19, 2014 at 3:04pm — No Comments