Mrs Woog's Blog (14)

I don't know why she does it....

I was out at a party on Saturday night and met a heap of great new people. Mr Woog was like "I will not know anyone there, Do not leave me alone." But of course as soon as I got there I made a bee-line for the champers and did not see him again for a few hours. (Mr Woog, you are not 9.)



And when I did see him, it was when he came to collect me from the dance floor where I was lying on my back in my white kaftan dry humping the air to Stevie Wonder. We needed to go… Continue

Added by Mrs Woog on September 26, 2010 at 10:54pm — No Comments

Things that make you go hmmmmmmmmmmmmm

So far this season has bit the big one. Day 3 of Spring is here and already it blows. But I am determined to turn my frown upside down today and be the cool, upbeat, spring in my step type of puffa-vest wearing Volvo 4WD cranking mum that walk the streets where I live.



But it is just not me.



I got a few emails from a nasty troll, who dared to question me and my views. But after threatening to publish his email address, I have not heard…

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Added by Mrs Woog on September 3, 2010 at 8:02am — No Comments

Woog in Profile # 4

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Added by Mrs Woog on August 25, 2010 at 8:17am — No Comments

Waxing Lyrical about Sales People

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Added by Mrs Woog on August 21, 2010 at 10:49pm — No Comments

The Smallest Woog

Today we focus on the youngest Woog, Jack Donald.



After a particularly nasty 3 day labour with Harry, which ended in an emergency c-section, it was discovered that I had a narrow pelvis. Now the irony of this find was it is the only thing small about me. Years and years ago, Mr Woog's 94 year old Hungarian Grandma patted me on the hips and suggested in broken English, that I was going to bear many children. Just what a 22 year old wanted to hear. Yes, I am built like… Continue

Added by Mrs Woog on August 11, 2010 at 5:38pm — No Comments

Excuse me... are you happy just browsing?

Having suffered from extreme sore-throatedness for an entire week, I am relieved I am on the mend with antibiotics doing their job and canesten at the ready. It has been pretty bad, but good news is that I lost 3 kilos due to the fact I could not eat! Also have not really slept for a week, apart from the night my pal Belinda gave me a…

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Added by Mrs Woog on July 28, 2010 at 8:45am — No Comments

Woog in Profile # 2

Woogsworld's foray into pet ownership has been littered with highs and lows. A few years ago, we (or should I say I) took possession of a puppy so fricking adorable, it hurt your eyes.…



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Added by Mrs Woog on July 27, 2010 at 5:29am — No Comments

Mrs Woog's Sunday Pick-me-up Routine

For those who were offended by my self-indulgent report on how I spent yesterday morning, you may want to stop reading right now as I continued to have "me" time all day. Except I cannot stand my own company, so I recruited my big sister in for an afternoon of indulgence, shits and giggles...


You see the week that preceded was flawed. No I did not enjoy J's middle ear…
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Added by Mrs Woog on July 26, 2010 at 8:18am — No Comments

To my younger (and hotter) self.

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Added by Mrs Woog on July 23, 2010 at 8:27am — 2 Comments

Ingenious Invention Alert!

Like Maggie Beer's Burnt Fig, Honeycomb and Caramel Ice-Cream and Matt Damon, some inventions just about blow me away with their ingeniousness.



The 'Wine Rack Bra' looks like a normal sports bra, but actually holds 750ml (an entire bottle of wine) inside the cups.

In addition to giving wearers bigger-looking boobs, there's also a straw which allows them to covertly dink the contents.

Makers claim the 'Wine Rack Bra' is perfect for…
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Added by Mrs Woog on July 22, 2010 at 6:56am — No Comments

What I am Yet to Get.......

  • Why Lindsay Lohan did not darken up them locks before 3 months in Prison, Girlfriend is going to be sporting some good skunk stripe when she is released. But really, i think that is the best she has looked in a…
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Added by Mrs Woog on July 21, 2010 at 9:45am — 1 Comment

THE SQUAT FART



I think I am ready to share something horrible from my past.

It occurred about 12 months ago when I was at the gym. It was the last time I have been to the gym. I am still mortified. Therapy has helped.



I was waiting for a machine called a leg press and I was about to get on it when a bloke and his personal trainer went to get on…

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Added by Mrs Woog on July 19, 2010 at 9:20pm — No Comments

Get more than just a Blow-Dry.....

Mr Woog sometimes reads WoogsWorld. He has 2 reactions. He either gives a small snort at the end of the post or he says "Seriously, you cannot write that. You are going to get into trouble. Take it down. What if the bikies/nutters/my mum/my clients/the neighbours/Tony Abbott/The Principal of the kids school read it?"



He quite often advises me not to air my views on religion or politics as it causes issues. I smile and nod, take a sip of my wine and dream about nipping off…
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Added by Mrs Woog on July 19, 2010 at 12:48am — No Comments

Memo from Mrs Woog

Re-reading yesterdays post, A Letter To Myself, I realised I was a bit harsh. I am in fact a terrific person and all my flaws are caused by the actions of others around me. Today I am inspired by our new PM Jules Gillard for her willingness to step up and drag us out of shit. Her droning straight-talking will be a breath of fresh…
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Added by Mrs Woog on July 1, 2010 at 5:42pm — No Comments

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