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Noise

Tonight I was working in the kitchen and Ella was leaned up against the kitchen cabinets. She looked all sweet and innocent in her pink princess pajamas. "Sugar and spice and everything nice...."



While grinning from ear to ear, she lifts her leg and lets one rip. I don't mean a little toot...I'm talking a fart to mimic a sonic boom or my husband after a night of drinking beer and eating Mexican. I'm talking FART...big, bad, stinky fart.



I turn around and say "Ella, what… Continue

Added by Dejoni on October 3, 2008 at 6:00am — No Comments

Getting It All Done

I really try to get it all done. The harder I try...the more I seem to be behind. My house is never clean enough...I never spend enough quality time with my kids....my husband feels neglected (POOR BABY!)...the laundry. The list goes on and on.When I was growing up, my mom had it under control. She worked. The laundry was always done and PUT UP...it never stayed in various baskets throughout the house. Dinner was on the table at 6 p.m. sharp every night. AND..it wasn't frozen pizza or chicken… Continue

Added by Dejoni on September 15, 2008 at 6:00am — No Comments

"Momma, Why Does that Girl Want to Kiss a Girl?"

Questions...questions...questions.

My ten year old has always been inquisitive. From "How does the tooth fairy know where we live?' to "How does the radio make music?" She has always inudated me with thousands of questions a day...some I'll answer 'cause I'm a smart mommy....Others, I make up answers 'cause I don't want to deal with it or I simply don't know.

Don't be hatin'...ya'll been there too.

My oldest child's last life questions was durning the MTV Music Awards. She wanted… Continue

Added by Dejoni on September 10, 2008 at 11:16am — 1 Comment

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