Diana hampo's Blog (13)

Pole Dancing As A Sport...Really?

Alana and Lexie asked me to write about pole dancing...yes I was concerned, becaue they are only 14. But I was also flattered because they had a blog request....pole dancing....artistic pole dancing.

So, I watched a bunch of pole dancing videos and here are my thoughts

1. I like the pole dancers with the hats. How do…

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Added by diana hampo on June 2, 2011 at 2:55pm — No Comments

Mean Parents Suck,...There, I Said It

Please, stop being mean to your kids in public. I don’t care if you're a redneck in Wal-Mart or picking up an espresso in Starbucks. You look and sound like a witch when you are rude or snarky to your own kids in public.

they are kids, they are supposed to ask a lot of bizarre questions, fidget and touch stuff. (Once Mary's dad said, "stop touching all the buildings", so, who sounded like an ass, Mary or Mary's dad?

Seriously, do you think anyone wants to invite you over for a beer or a…

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Added by diana hampo on March 4, 2011 at 9:59am — No Comments

How To Raise A Happy Kid...Idea #493

Sometimes kids are grumpy in the morning, hell, who isn’t. Why? Well, they don’t want to wake up and start working, who does? Burrowing under the warm covers like a mole hiding from the blazing sunlight seems like a much better.

But here’s something that generally makes Sandor, who is a pretty typical eight year old, feel a little better in the mornings. We don’t talk about school, we talk about the…

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Added by diana hampo on March 1, 2011 at 3:04pm — No Comments

Men Just Want Hot and It Kind of Sucks

I know so many 45-55 year old men who would give up both their pinkies fingers to be with a 25 year old woman. They would book a room in a heart beat cause that's the way guys are. For most men, youth is the hottest attribute and the most fleeting, once it's gone, it's soo gone.

When I look at 25 year old men I think, wow, he's go nice skin but...

The men on the other hand, do not care…

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Added by diana hampo on February 23, 2011 at 1:37pm — 1 Comment

Hot Juliet and Artsey Romeo...Mom, you are dooomed

If you have a kid I need to warn you about the Romeo and Juliet syndrome.  Again.

Yeah, you think you already know but let me remind you of the rules because the first time your college aged daughter who is beautiful and elegant and brilliant walks in the house with a dweeby little wanna-be artist with a handshake that says "I'm a goober" you'll forget all the rules. You will drag your…

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Added by diana hampo on February 21, 2011 at 2:06pm — No Comments

The Gay Bully

When I dropped Sandor, my 8 year old son, off this morning he ran  to the playground, overwhelmed by his backpack. He never hesitated or even looked back at me. Instead he happily threw himself into the ocean of kids.

With stunning clarity, I remember the year Mary hated that ocean of kids.She would get out of the car soooo slowly, look at me, pleading with her eyes that I wouldn't make her go to…

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Added by diana hampo on February 16, 2011 at 2:00pm — 1 Comment

I'm Sticking Up For Justin Bieber

 

I'm going to defend Justin Bieber.  All you teenagers and 20 something hippsters, "Stop picking on the boy". 

Yesterday I was at a Home Show, thousands of families wandered around looking at couches and tile and I saw two pretty adorable little girls wearing Justin Bieber t-shirts.  The girls were five or six…

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Added by diana hampo on February 14, 2011 at 12:12pm — No Comments

High School Sucks...And Then It's Over! Mary's Story

Yesterday, my daughter Mary, who is 22, and I took Sandor out to play tennis. I've always wanted a child to play tennis with and now my hopes lie with my youngest boy.

 

  As a pre-teen, Mary tried to play tennis, and several other sports, but they were all miserable and almost embarrassing failures.  We laughed and had fun on the court but she was a beautiful, smart, spaz who refused to even…

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Added by diana hampo on January 24, 2011 at 4:20pm — No Comments

Why Do I Buy That Kid Toys?

Yesterday, I watched Sandor spend twenty minutes with an ancient Hot Wheels. He ran that little Mustang all over the kitchen counters,  over the sleeping dog and around the kitchen sink. Then he used the dish squirter in the sink to wash the  car. That particular Hot Wheel was Jack's so it's at least 18 years… Continue

Added by diana hampo on January 21, 2011 at 4:12pm — No Comments

Big Boobs and Shaved Chests...The Truth At Last!

I've got a secret to share. You may not know this but the media manipulates and lies to us, all the time.  I'm willing to pinky swear on this one.

 

For years they tried to convince women that men actually liked flat chested girls. Ever magazine was filled with women who had the body fat of a pretzel and no breasts at all. Models were proudly rockin' the 34 A as…

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Added by diana hampo on January 20, 2011 at 11:00am — No Comments

My Son's Super Hot Date

My son Jack, who is 23 graduated from college and is now living in New York. He called to tell me about his most recent date.

 

Jack is a bartender at a Go Go bar in Manhattan and he met a super pretty Argentinian girl who was just visiting the city for a few day. They decided to have a late dinner at an African/French restaurant.  Maybe she was impressed with the fact that he can speak French.

 

After dinner they wanted to go skating but the ice skating rink in…

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Added by diana hampo on January 17, 2011 at 1:55pm — No Comments

Parents...Really Bad Stuff Is Happening On Your Trampoline!

If you have teenagers  and a trampoline, bad things are happening in your yard. And I’m not talking about broken bones and twisted ankles.

There should be a new warning label on trampolines…”WARNING! TEENAGERS WILL MAKE OUT AND MORE ON  A TRAMPOLINE AT NIGHT!” I haven’t figured out what the graphic should look like for…

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Added by diana hampo on January 16, 2011 at 11:07pm — 7 Comments

How A Goober Guy Turns Into Crazy Hot Matthew McConaughey

I’ve come to realize men don’t have a clue how irresistible they become when they play with  children and babies. When a man pays attention to a child he instantly becomes way more adorable, sexy and desirable. Guys, I’m thinking you didn’t realize this.

 

The response women have to men when they pay attention to children must be genetic because I’m shocked every time it happens. If my husband wants to woo me, sure fixing dinner or rubbing my back is a great place to start. But…

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Added by diana hampo on January 15, 2011 at 7:00pm — No Comments

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