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Oh No She Didn’t! (The WOW Edition!)

My son, 12 years old & cursed with a plethora of little sisters, recently walked in to the kitchen & said THIS to me…

OH NO, YOU DI’N’T WOMAN!!

OH NO, HE DI’N’T!!! Oh yes, he DID people!

To ME, his mother,…

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Added by Tracy Warner on June 29, 2010 at 1:01am — No Comments

I'm A Sugar Doll Baby!!

Imagine the Google search hits I’ll get with THAT title…pervs…& before I jump in to it, I want to wish my fabulous sister, Life Coach Lynn, a wonderful & blessed birthday today! Check her out over at The Drink… Continue

Added by Tracy Warner on June 28, 2010 at 2:37am — No Comments

The Mayor Comes Out Of The Closet To Attend The Sexy Mom Prom!

The Mayor: Unveiled….

That’s right people, the planets have aligned, the tea leaves have been read, & the Magic Eight Ball has proclaimed, “All signs point to yes!”. The Mayor is stepping out, in all her glory, to finally put a face to the name. This has all come about rather sudden like, but who am I to ignore the Magic Eight Ball??!! Earlier this week, I caught wind of a prom…a “Mom Prom”. Being held by …

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Added by Tracy Warner on June 26, 2010 at 1:30am — No Comments

@$#*%! Friday! Post Your Funny & Link It Up In Crazy Town!

Yet another week draws to a close, & with it, the realization that I have passed my 150th post…as a matter of fact, this makes 154, not including my other content. It’s been 173 days since Crazy Town first opened it’s borders to the general public. Obviously I’ve taken my position as Mayor quite seriously…& obviously I need to get a life. But before I do, allow me to welcome…

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Added by Tracy Warner on June 25, 2010 at 1:11am — No Comments

Parenting Truths Revealed…

Things “They” Never Tell You…

As I make my way through the minefield of parenting, I have come to realize that there are far too many things no one ever bothers to tell you…BEFORE you have kids. It’s highly possible that these secrets are so closely guarded as to ensure the survival of the species. Whether or not these secrets would have changed my mind on…

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Added by Tracy Warner on June 24, 2010 at 3:31am — No Comments

Wordless Wednesday: Kiss My Ass Edition!

Wordless Wednesday is back, & with it, yet another theme edition! See if you can guess what it is! In my hours spent browsing thousands of images, I often come across pictures or quotes I simply cannot pass up. However, I don’t always find occasion to fit them in to a post. This is the reason why I have embraced…

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Added by Tracy Warner on June 22, 2010 at 10:31pm — No Comments

Miley Offends, & Edward Sparkles!

Miley Cyrus hit the stage to open the Much Music Video Awards Sunday night, in Toronto, Canada, with THIS song….Party In The U.S.A.

OH NO, SHE DI’N’T!!! Oh yes she DID…

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Added by Tracy Warner on June 22, 2010 at 2:05am — No Comments

Drinkin' On The Job! (OR...Mommy needs a glass of wine!)

So, I have no idea if this is in “poor form” or not, & frankly I don’t much care…at least I’m being honest about it! Yep, I’m “recycling” a post! I am totally & completely burnt out dudes, & what time I did spend on the site this weekend, was spent “revamping” it a little bit, & catching up on some housekeeping chores…including swapping out …

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Added by Tracy Warner on June 21, 2010 at 12:17am — No Comments

The Gift Of A Daughter...

My third child, & second daughter, is turning seven today. As she rejoices in being one step closer to getting out from under me, & having the ability to wear, do, say whatever she wants, I will be rejoicing in all she brings to my heart & my life. You are the burst of fresh air, the whirlwind of energy, the fierce, strong, independent child. You have never needed me the way…

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Added by Tracy Warner on June 19, 2010 at 1:32am — No Comments

@$#*%! Friday! Blog hopping fun with Mr. Linky!

Yep, it’s @$#*%! Friday again…where DOES the time go??!! And even though you know that I know that you know that I know that right about here is where I’ll throw some lame ass excuse about how crazy busy my week has been, I’ll say it anyways, even though it goes without saying by now, because you know that I know that you know that I know that I am ALWAYS crazy busy…thus the name…

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Added by Tracy Warner on June 18, 2010 at 12:19am — No Comments

The Gift Of A Son...

My oldest child, & only son is celebrating his 12th birthday today. I, on the other hand, am celebrating so much more. For it was he, this incredible, blessed gift, that was my salvation. I had been told I would never have children, after trying everything short of…

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Added by Tracy Warner on June 17, 2010 at 2:06am — No Comments

Wordless Wednesday: Father's Day Edition!

In teaching The Boy the term “oxymoron” today, I used two examples to get the point across…”fighting for peace”, & “adult male”. The second example brings me to today’s post! Given all the birthday hubbub in Crazy Town this week, Father’s Day tends to take a back seat to the kidlets. To…

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Added by Tracy Warner on June 15, 2010 at 10:27pm — No Comments

My Heart Weeps For The Future...

IT’S NOT @$#*%! ROCKET SCIENCE, IT’S @$#*%! LAUNDRY!! And that’s all I can manage to spit out through my severely clenched teeth without my head exploding.

What’s that you say?? A laundry mishap AGAIN??

OH NO, HE DIDN’T!! OH HELLS YEAH, HE DID!!

And ’cause I just can’t make this sh** up, yet another Punk Ass rotten little boy…

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Added by Tracy Warner on June 15, 2010 at 2:03am — No Comments

Evil Genius “In Da House”!

The Boy is about to turn 12. I’m baffled as to how that happened. I can’t possibly be old enough to have a 12 year old. Of course, a birthday means a birthday party. Always chaotic, stressful, & expensive. His birthday falls on Thursday this year, but of course, being a school day, the plan would be to have it on the following Saturday. Certainly that was HIS plan. However, being the…

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Added by Tracy Warner on June 14, 2010 at 2:29am — No Comments

Funny @$#*%! Friday! Link It Up & Share The Laughter!

Last weekend, I was invited out for a night with the “girls”. I told my husband that I would be home by midnight, “I promise!”. Well, the hours passed and the margarita’s went down way too easily, as margaritas are want to do. Around 3 a.m., a bit loaded, I headed for home.

Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hallway started up and cuckooed 3 times. Quickly realizing my…

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Added by Tracy Warner on June 11, 2010 at 1:59am — No Comments

Threesome, Anyone?!

Yes, you read that correctly! (*blush*) I admit, I was a little taken aback when The Dirty Mommy Club first asked me to take part in a threesome. Wait, what?? Dirty Mommy Club?? Threesome?? Ummmmm…it all sounds awfully risqué for someone in my, very public, position of power. Though I have to give mad props for her sheer brilliance, because…

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Added by Tracy Warner on June 10, 2010 at 12:05pm — No Comments

Wordless Wednesday: Payback’s A Bitch Edition! (Courtesy of The Dad!)

Yep, turn about is fair play…& after much male bashing in Crazy Town of late, The Dad has, admittedly, taken it with grace & humour…for once! In doing so, however, he did have a request…to take part in Wordless Wednesday this week. Well, ya know, I’ve always tried to teach my kidlets that if you can dish it, you’d best be willing to suck it up & take it in return. And being an…

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Added by Tracy Warner on June 8, 2010 at 11:16pm — No Comments

My Pen Is Huge! Oh No He Didn't Tuesday!

Definitely a title befitting Kristi’s Live and Love…Out Loud ONHD Tuesday’s! Be sure to pop over, join in, blog it, post it, link it, & visit around as she gives us free rein to vent & bitch under the guise of tongue-in-cheek fun!

But let’s face it, no way in hell I can top yesterday for being THE most head-shakin’est, finger-wavin’est “OH NO, HE DIDN’T”…

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Added by Tracy Warner on June 8, 2010 at 1:53am — No Comments

Breastfeeding Bashing Has The Mayor Seeing Red!

Oh, hey, hi guys, just give me a second here….

(*grunting, wood scraping,*)….Almost there, SH** I think I pulled something…a quick little sweep, someone give a lift up here, & there we go….testing…(*blow blow*)
Oh how I’ve missed my soap box! I’m so happy to pull it out again. And despite the…
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Added by Tracy Warner on June 7, 2010 at 2:28pm — No Comments

I’d Like To Change My Answer Please!

We all know that hindsight is 20/20, but nowhere does that particular axiom hold truer than in the realm of parenthood. As parents, we have all had those moments of, “Wait, can I change my answer??!!”, when things go horribly awry…usually immediately after having given what we mistakenly thought was a perfectly logical & acceptable answer, often to completely…

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Added by Tracy Warner on June 5, 2010 at 9:12pm — No Comments

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