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@$#*%! Friday! Funnies & Twitter #FF Lure Mr. Linky To Crazy Town!

Surely by now, you all know how this works. But just in case, allow me to take you by the hand & coddle your woefully out-of-touch ass through the process. It’s Friday…& though not one of us has yet settled on an actual title, it’s all about the F words. So @$#*%! Friday will do. We post our funny story, joke, e-mail or even video of the week, & try to throw in some of our…

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Added by Tracy Warner on June 4, 2010 at 2:55am — No Comments

Try To Keep Up, People!

Comment Luv blows. Also, grade 4 math. Also, butting heads with The One I Butt Heads With over Grade 4 math. Try to keep up people. So, a bunch of new visitors for Wordless Wednesday commented on older posts…with that annoyed, WTF kinda attitude we all get when we hit a WW link only to discover it is NOT a WW post….you either don’t play at all, or have the decency to just…

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Added by Tracy Warner on June 3, 2010 at 2:53am — No Comments

Wordless Wednesday with Sexy Mr. Linky!

Yes folks, it’s Wordless Wednesday yet again, & that dashing man-about-town, Mr. Linky, is back to be my sweet ass arm candy for the blog hopping fun! Sorry to The Dad, but you’re sh** outta luck….Mr. Linky has a huge advantage in gaining my affections….he’s Wordless! Thus he never gives me cause for those “…

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Added by Tracy Warner on June 2, 2010 at 12:57am — No Comments

Uber Trendy!

Look at me go baby!! Despite barely posting for the last week or two, something virtually unheard of for The Mayor, I still managed to haul in two new awards this week! Yay me! Since it’s inception in January, Crazy Town has grown in leaps & bounds, reaching over 50, 000 hits in the last 3 months alone, thanks to my amazing readers! I’ve been raking in so many accolades, I have had to construct a whole…

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Added by Tracy Warner on June 1, 2010 at 1:39am — No Comments

Vive le Montréal!

Now that I have gotten settled back in from MY incredible road trip, & have a moment or two before my own stolen towels need to be tossed in to the dryer, I know you’re all anxiously awaiting the results of my cheer weekend…right Cheryl??!! Surprisingly, despite living a mere 4 or 5 hours away from…

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Added by Tracy Warner on May 31, 2010 at 12:34am — No Comments

It’s @$#*%! Friday! Mr. Linky & Twitter #FF Invite You To Crazy Town For A Laugh!

Holy frikkin’ Friday already! Time has a terrible, terrible habit of getting away from me lately, even more so with a short week, & having been away for a spell. As you can see, I have yet to find a “Friday” title worthy of me, so I just keep playing with it. Eventually, one of them will stick, but even I wanted to kick my ass every time I wrote “Friday Funny“. Epic fail…trite,…

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Added by Tracy Warner on May 28, 2010 at 1:58am — No Comments

Wordless Wednesday w/Sexy Mr. Linky!

I adore Wordless Wednesday! Affords me the opportunity to actually watch Glee Tuesday nights, instead of being buried in my lap top writing! As always, that ever so seductive Mr. Linky will be joining me so don’t forget to link up below! Thanks once again to Cheryl at…

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Added by Tracy Warner on May 25, 2010 at 11:30pm — No Comments

May Mayhem *7*…A Celebration Of Motherhood!

Amazingly, the month of May is winding to a close, & with it, May Mayhem here in Crazy Town. I can’t say enough about all the fabulous ladies & incredible Moms who contributed to my celebration of motherhood, so I won’t bother to try….I’m exhausted, what do you want from me?! They also got me out of many a post this month…which I really needed. So…

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Added by Tracy Warner on May 25, 2010 at 11:57am — No Comments

Friday Funny Blog Hop & Twitter #FF w/Sexy Mr. Linky!

Feel free to blame @MamaLibra for this one…I plan to….’cause she started it with the crack whore Mom last Friday. I had heard a lot about this guy, @Ray William Johnson. His…

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Added by Tracy Warner on May 21, 2010 at 8:47am — No Comments

Wordless Wednesday w/Sexy Mr.Linky!

Given the last few weeks, I think I’m far better off keeping it *basically* wordless today…I’ve managed to dodge sharing much of anything lately for various & a sundry reasons. I’d hate for the floodgates to suddenly open & have Wordless Wednesday fall by the wayside! And yes, I’ll be dodging it yet again tomorrow…I’m positively giddy to have The Best Friend posting for…

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Added by Tracy Warner on May 19, 2010 at 1:29am — No Comments

They Call Me Martha Stewart Mommy…

…because I’m the type of Mommy who…

Something to live for quote

Has an underwear drawer full of pixie dust, tiny note paper, & brightly coloured pens ready & waiting for The Tooth Fairy…as opposed to an underwear drawer full of thongs, sensual oils, & batteries for my sex toys.

Has a two foot tall elf named Beans (’cause he’s full of ‘em!) that sits on the…

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Added by Tracy Warner on May 18, 2010 at 12:54pm — No Comments

May Mayhem...A Celebration of Motherhood, w/The Mombshelter!

Sweet!! As in a “Sweet Blog Award”, from Pamela over at My Life As A Libra…made even better by the fact that “sweet” is not typically a term applied to me. Maybe she’s gunning for a free drink or two, since we recently discovered we’re in the same city, & ya know, good manners dictate I at least buy her…

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Added by Tracy Warner on May 17, 2010 at 2:27am — No Comments

Loosen Up My Buttons, B**ch!

Saturday nights….this is when I typically partake in what little semblance of a life that I may actually have. The Best Friend & I hittin’ the town, wreaking chaos & mayhem everywhere we go, leaving a trail of broken hearts, mug shots, & hazy memories behind us….this is also the night that we may get together with other families, a house full of rug rats trashing the place while the adults blissfully ignore them all in favour of a few bevvies or 12, & possibly some rousing…

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Added by Tracy Warner on May 16, 2010 at 12:06pm — No Comments

When Life Gives You Lemons, Squeeze It In Someone’s Eye & Haul Ass!

After a particularly difficult week in which The Mayor has reached HER limits, the office of The Mayor has issued an official press release stating that from here on in, the Crazy Town limits shall now consist of The Edge Of Reason & The Brink Of Insanity. City Council attempted to veto these boundary changes by suggesting I listen to Reason & stop the Insanity, so I had them shot….survivors were…

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Added by Tracy Warner on May 15, 2010 at 11:04am — No Comments

Friday Funny Blog Hop, Twitter #FF, & Mr. Linky All-In-One!

Hi, my name is Tracy & I’m a Crackbook addict….& apparently I have also become a frikkin’ Twit….go figure! Oddly, I’ve come to prefer Twitter at times…quick, to the point tweets, back & forth for a few minutes, walk away. Facebook is far more time consuming & personal, neither of which I’m very inclined towards! I just don’t have the attention sp….Oh look, a Blue Birdie…look to the right, look back at me…that I followed to Twitter, which, compared to Facebook, moves as…

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Added by Tracy Warner on May 14, 2010 at 2:41am — No Comments

May Mayhem *4*…A Celebration Of Motherhood!

Despite the fact that I spent the better part of the day looking to hunt down whatever sneaky, cowardly bastard thought it would be fun to plant the malware that took down numerous sites hosted by GoDaddy today, including mine, thanks to some incredible tech support & my amazing tweeps & peeps out there, I am getting Crazy Town back on track! So moving right along with our…

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Added by Tracy Warner on May 13, 2010 at 1:40am — No Comments

Wordless Wednesday w/Mr.Linky!!

Time once again for Wordless Wednesday! This week I’m actually keeping it that way. Be sure to link up your own post below!

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Added by Tracy Warner on May 12, 2010 at 1:16am — No Comments

A Mother's Day Retrospective....

First off, I have to thank that fabulous word weaver, Allison, for having entertained the masses so well!! There’s always a place for you here in Crazy Town baby! As for me, I decided to spend the time I freed up (by suckering her in to doing my post today) to catch up on my own reading, & I made the rounds of many of my fave blogs. Imagine my surprise to hear one story after another of Mother’s…

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Added by Tracy Warner on May 11, 2010 at 2:55pm — No Comments

Friday Funny Blog Hop & Twitter #FF w/Mr. Linky!

As one of my fave tweeps @theveganbitch might say…It’s Friday, F**kers! And you know what that means here in Crazy Town….time once again to hop aboard the Crazy Train blog hop & Twitter #FF & enjoy some laughs as we share our favourite giggles from another week in the life….that craptastic trash, The Hills, managed to entertain once again as…

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Added by Tracy Warner on May 7, 2010 at 2:05am — No Comments

Wordless Wednesday w/Mr. Linky!

Before I get to my so-called Wordless Wednesday, I just had to give you all an update….because it’s over….so grab your shotguns, I’m puttin’ together a posse…..Punk Ass messed with the wrong little girl! Granted, I didn’t expect this to last long, & it’s not about her having been particularly emotionally attached….four days does not a relationship make! It has everything to do with the way this kid spoke to my…

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Added by Tracy Warner on May 5, 2010 at 12:34am — No Comments

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