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Halloween is NOT a Religious Holiday

Halloween is probably my favorite holiday. Each year as it approaches, I find myself getting more excited, happy and more creative as Halloween crafts and costume ideas come to mind.

I also find myself getting more annoyed by people who don't understand the holiday. The topic has come up several times on different mom forums where I am a member. Over and over again I read...

"We don't celebrate Halloween because it's against our religious beliefs." or

"We don't want to…

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Added by Morgan M on October 9, 2012 at 1:18pm — No Comments

Religion is Like Ice Cream, and Answers to Other Tough Questions Kids Ask

When you become a parent, you think you know what you are getting into. Sure, there's the late night feedings, the sleeplessness, the scrapes and bruises to kiss and bandage, the endless hugs to be given. You know about all of these things.



You don't think about all of the questions you will be asked. Not by family members, not by fellow moms... by your kids. And it starts pretty much the moment they begin talking.



Over the years, I've managed to dodge some pretty…

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Added by Morgan M on October 3, 2012 at 10:12am — No Comments

5 Things Stay at Home Moms Do Not Sign On For

About 3 months ago I became a stay at home mom again. I've been one before. Heck, I've been everything before- a working mom, a single mom, a single working mom, a stay at home mom, a work from home mom, a mom who took her kids to work with her; I'm pretty sure I've been in almost every angle of the stay at home mom vs. working mom debate, and even created a new angle or two from which to view it.

Bottom line: I love being a stay at home mom. I do "work" during the day while…

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Added by Morgan M on September 25, 2012 at 12:20pm — No Comments

10 Reasons I'm Glad We Can't Procreate Anymore

I love kids. If I didn't love kids, I wouldn't have had any. I love my 2 kids with all my heart, but I get asked every now and then if I think I'll ever have any more kids. My answer? Hell no.





First off, Hubby and I can't have any more kids. I'll leave y'all guessing as to which one of us had some alterations done, but the bottom line is the two of us, as a couple, have procreated all that we can procreate. And I think I speak for the both of us when I say,…

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Added by Morgan M on September 18, 2012 at 9:27am — No Comments

Tatted Mom's Guide to Living on a Budget

I've never lived a lavish life. Even when I was at the height of tattooing, I could pull down maybe $1000 in one weekend, I'd always turn around and either stock the house with food, or buy the kids much needed clothes, or pay the bills for the entire month. I wouldn't say I'm bad with money, but I'd be lying if I said I had a savings account with even a dime in it.



So budgeting has always been a part of my life. Sometimes the budget has allowed for 'fun money', sometimes the kids…

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Added by Morgan M on July 23, 2012 at 7:35pm — No Comments

My Biggest Parenting Pet Peeve Ever

I'm a people watcher. I always have been, and I absolutely love it. You can learn so much about people by just sitting back and watching them, how they interact, their mannerisms, etc.



In a non-stalker way, thank you. I have no restraining orders... yet.



I took the kids to the pool last night, and while they enjoyed the pool fun, I sat on the sidelines with a book and relaxed. I quickly found that the book was a decoy for the people watching that was about to go down. There…

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Added by Morgan M on June 28, 2012 at 1:35pm — No Comments

Sickness Demons, Be Gone!

I'm so glad I have older kids. I want to start by saying that.

 

I just spent the last 24 hours of my life the sickest I have been since my kids were born. (They are 10 and 7 now, for some reference.)

 

No idea where it came from, no one else got sick, but late Sunday night it started. I was nauseous as hell, spent a good few hours in the bathroom (use your imagination). I ended up stumbling to bed, curling up in the fetal position, and passed out. Woke up bright…

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Added by Morgan M on June 26, 2012 at 12:54pm — No Comments

What Celebs Have Taught Me About a Size 6

I'm a rag mag reader. Yep, I am. I picked up one today that caught my attention because it had Kelly Clarkson and Khloe Kardashian on the front, and supposedly their weight loss secrets were on the inside.



I was curious. Don't judge me.



I read that Khloe Kardashian is claiming to be a size 6. Okay, that number seems to be very popular with celebrities when they lose weight. They all end up at a size 6, don't they? Seems to ring bells all over the place, doesn't it?…

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Added by Morgan M on June 11, 2012 at 10:48am — 6 Comments

10 Do-It-All Tricks I Keep Up My Sleeve

A few days ago I did a fun blog game post, I Play Well With Others... See? One of the questions I answered really got me thinking. M's question #6 was "How do you do it all?" My answer was simple; sleep deprivation and lots of coffee. But, is it really that simple?



Heck no, it's not.



I'm definitely no Super Mom. I strive to be (I've posted several times about my deep…

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Added by Morgan M on June 8, 2012 at 8:31am — No Comments

You Found WHAT at the Discount Surplus Store?

It's that time again, Inklingers... the time where I've run through a major chain store, taking pictures of random ass things that I found there, making fun of their inventory and doing the Happy Dance in their aisles if I hit the jackpot with an amazing item. Don't y'all want to go shopping with me? Sheesh.



'You Found WHAT at the Dollar Store' was deemed my 'comeback post'. I had been MIA…

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Added by Morgan M on June 5, 2012 at 10:07am — No Comments

Kids and Cell Phones

How young is too young to buy your child their own

cell…
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Added by Morgan M on March 28, 2012 at 9:24am — No Comments

My Epiphany and How Badly it Sucks





I've had an epiphany. A pretty huge one. I've had that moment where you realize you absolutely love what you do, but then realize you've fallen in love with (what might be) the wrong thing.



It is amazing…

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Added by Morgan M on March 17, 2012 at 9:17am — No Comments

Ninja Mommy

My sister told me the other day they were going to put a bell around my neck...

Like a cat...

So they always know where I am.



I took great pride in this statement.



I started with the whole 'ninja' thing (it's in just about any profile of mine you can possibly find- Twitter, Top Mommy Blogs, Facebook, everything) a few years ago, and it started…

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Added by Morgan M on January 28, 2012 at 10:42am — No Comments

When I Was a Kid...

Most days I look at my kids and think, ‘Are you sure you are my kids? Did they switch you at the hospital?’ Don’t get me wrong, they both look just like me, but it’s only every now and then that their actions or mannerisms scream that my DNA is somewhere inside of them.
Take my son, for example. He is an amazing artist, and every now and then, he’ll stick his tongue out of the corner of his mouth while he’s drawing. He got that from me, and I got that from my dad-…
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Added by Morgan M on January 24, 2012 at 10:20am — No Comments

Clothing Battle Won (For Now)

Every morning there’s a constant struggle in my household. My daughter is 9, going on 16, and thinks that she can dress like it. Thanks to society telling her via TV shows, music, movies, and “cool” clothing lines that it’s okay, she doesn’t quite understand why her mother is so opposed to it.
 
“But Mom, I want skinny jeans. Everyone at school wears skinny jeans, why can’t I?”
 
Because not everyone has a mom with PMS (…
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Added by Morgan M on January 22, 2012 at 9:33am — No Comments

15 Things I've Learned in my 30s

Another year has gone by, another birthday is upon me. This time, though, today, I turn 31. Blah. Last year was the big 3-0, but it marked the beginning to a new era. This year? Just one more year into that era, so it's nothing big. Just makes me feel one year older.



Today, I wanted to share some of the things I learned in the last year of my life, the first year of my 30s:

  1. Wrinkle cream is amazing. I started out with Garnier Nutrisse…
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Added by Morgan M on January 21, 2012 at 9:26am — No Comments

I Suffer From PMS (Not What You Think)

I suffer from PMS... badly. And no, it's not what you think.



Paranoid Mom Syndrome, or PMS.





I'm quite a proud sufferer of it, thank you.



What is PMS? It's a disease that affects some mothers (the good ones, if you ask me) from the moment they find out they are pregnant, and lasts, well, forever. PMS gets worse as the children get older, and can actually…

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Added by Morgan M on January 16, 2012 at 8:43am — No Comments

'Quality Time'? What's That?

Can someone please explain to me what 'quality time' is? I hear a lot about it, and hear that sometimes it's not the quantity of time that you spend with your kids but the quality of the time spent that is what matters most. It seriously makes me wonder what the hell 'quality time' is.



Take our recent evenings, for instance. My kids and I have found the TV show 'Sliders' on Netflix's instant watch, and we've spent the last 3…

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Added by Morgan M on January 13, 2012 at 9:20am — No Comments

Cheap(ish) Family Fun Night

I happened to have a day off from both of my jobs, on a Friday nonetheless, and decided it was time for some family fun. I asked the kids what they wanted to do, and my daughter comes up with going to see a movie. I sent them off to school and started researching (it's been since last Easter that I've been to a movie theater). $10 for each adult ticket, $7.50 for each child. Wtf?? Maybe if we went directly after school, matinees are any showing before 5, right? First off, no, matinees…

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Added by Morgan M on January 10, 2012 at 1:55pm — No Comments

Most Amazing Present Ever!

This year, Christmas was good. Not 'first cup of coffee in the morning' good (which you all know is REALLY good), but 'came home from work to a spotless house, dinner already made, the kids already bathed, with cheesecake and moscato' good. Seriously...



In my last post, I covered how my kids' dad was able to come home for Christmas. Complete surprise to the kids, they haven't seen him in 10 months, and I've been contemplating sharing the video with the world (but I'm one of those…

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Added by Morgan M on December 30, 2011 at 11:35am — No Comments

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