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Jennifer Marshall's Blog – March 2012 Archive (7)

Things I've Learned This Week

** It's really difficult to do pushups when the dog's trying to hump you.

** Mornings around here are nuttier than a jar of Jif.

** If my house could talk, I'm pretty sure it would say, "Oink!"

** Little boys' fingernails are dirtier than the floor of an Irish pub on St. Patrick's Day.

** Allergy shot are not a very…

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Added by Jennifer Marshall on March 16, 2012 at 12:07pm — No Comments

iPhone Overload

My kids are driving me absolutely CUCKOO-KACHOO with all the friggin' apps they continue to want for the iPhone.  Every day it's something new.  My damn phone now has over 8,764 different games on it!  WTF?!  Ok, so maybe that's a slight exaggeration, but I seriously can't find any of the things that I need on it anymore cause it's so overcrowded with kid…

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Added by Jennifer Marshall on March 15, 2012 at 10:32am — No Comments

Step Away from the Clippers, Dear....

You'd think past experience would've taught me not to trust my husband to cut my son's hair.  However, I must've had a momentary lapse in judgment over the weekend, for I allowed him to get the old clippers out once again.  Call me kooky, but I guess I figured it couldn't be THAT hard to screw up a buzz cut, could it?  (Ok, stop giggling,…

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Added by Jennifer Marshall on March 13, 2012 at 2:59pm — No Comments

Things I've Learned This Week

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** The shoe cubby in the foyer is the most logical place to store your jock cup.  Apparently.

** I've answered more questions than Google over the past several days.

** Snooki has confirmed her pregnancy.  I killed a…

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Added by Jennifer Marshall on March 9, 2012 at 11:16am — No Comments

A Peaceful Equation

Bedtime with my twinks continues to reach an all-time low around here.  Every flippin' night I threaten to sell 'em off in a 2-for-1 special at a garage sale.  Cause seriously, why did I have to be the one to give birth to the sleepless wonder twins?  I say it's high time I open up a can of 'Serious As A Heart Attack' and take back my nightly mother effin' me-time.  So, here's the equation that I hereby propose:…

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Added by Jennifer Marshall on March 7, 2012 at 10:55am — No Comments

Things I've Learned This Week

 

** Not realizing your sports bra is too small until halfway into your run is nothing short of sucky.

** It took me way too 'cussing' long to appreciate the awesomeness of "The Fantastic Mr.Fox."

** Kids are a zillion times better at handling stress than adults are.

** I need to start carrying around a ladle to…

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Added by Jennifer Marshall on March 2, 2012 at 1:38pm — No Comments

Pointless Notes to Self

Something many people don't know about me is that I'm constantly writing things down that I want to remember.  In fact, I am obsessed with the "Notes" app on my iPhone.  Every time I see something interesting in a magazine or hear about a great product from a friend or have a random idea for a blog post, I save it on my phone for later use.  The problem, however, is…

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Added by Jennifer Marshall on March 1, 2012 at 1:12pm — No Comments

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