Jennifer Marshall's Blog – August 2013 Archive (7)

Things I've Learned This Week

** The first week of back-to-school mornings are nuttier than squirrel poop.

** Nobody appreciates bedtime more than a parent.

** Mom guilt sucker punches me…

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Added by Jennifer Marshall on August 30, 2013 at 5:47pm — No Comments

Things I've Learned This Week

** School REALLY needs to start.  Cause my patience has left the building.

** The smell of an amusement park is a compilation of B.O., grease, and ass.

** I'm not…

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Added by Jennifer Marshall on August 24, 2013 at 11:44am — No Comments

Things I've Learned This Week

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** The reinforcements are apparently not showing up any time soon.

** If I had a dollar for every time I've answered the "Why do I HAVE to take a shower?"…

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Added by Jennifer Marshall on August 16, 2013 at 4:09pm — No Comments

No Filter

We all know that kids really don't have any kind of a filter when it comes to speaking their minds.  The thoughts just tumble out of their mouths like the trash rolls out of my purse when it falls over.  They don't mean to hurt your feelings -- they just call it like they see it.  For example, when they say I have a…

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Added by Jennifer Marshall on August 15, 2013 at 8:54pm — No Comments

Things I've Learned This Week

** It's gotta be a scientific fact that kids are 10 times crazier in the summer.

** Kicking your own ass is harder than having someone else kick it for you.

** I'm not above napping in public.

** Someone needs to punch me the next time I decide that 4 weeks without summer camp is a good idea.

** Since we didn't win…

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Added by Jennifer Marshall on August 9, 2013 at 10:21am — No Comments

Eavesdropping: One of the Few Benefits of Driving Carpool

When I'm driving around a carpool of screaming ten-year-old girls, it's sometimes hard not to wanna drive the car straight into Lake Michigan.  Seriously, these girls are capable of some severe damage to one's hearing (not to mention one's sanity).  However, one of the benefits of driving them around is that I get to…

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Added by Jennifer Marshall on August 7, 2013 at 5:08pm — No Comments

Things I've Learned This Week

** I have approximately 0% of my time to dedicate to writing anymore.

** When someone says, "You look tired", what they're really saying is, "You look like shit."…

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Added by Jennifer Marshall on August 2, 2013 at 1:41pm — 1 Comment

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