Jennifer Marshall's Blog – September 2012 Archive (9)

Things I've Learned This Week

** Parking garages continue to both piss me off and freak me out.

** Men are by far THE biggest babies when they're sick.

** Taking a shower is really just a whole lotta work.

** My house looks like we had a major party here.  Which would be awesome if we'd had a major party here.

** Auto-pilot is a…

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Added by Jennifer Marshall on September 28, 2012 at 2:08pm — No Comments

The Night I (Almost) Broke Up With Prince



For as long as I can possibly remember, I have absolutely LOVED Prince.  Even way, way back in elementary school, my best friend and I would hole up in her room and blast songs that we knew were completely inappropriate for our innocent, young eardrums.  I begged and I pleaded with my mom to PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE let me see him in concert but was told…

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Added by Jennifer Marshall on September 26, 2012 at 10:00pm — No Comments

Things I've Learned This Week

** My allergies are acting crazier than Dina Lohan lately.

** Sand in my toes = good.  Sand in my teeth = not so good.

** Processing a thought in this…

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Added by Jennifer Marshall on September 21, 2012 at 11:05am — No Comments

Things I've Learned This Week

** The clothes get a whole lot cleaner when you actually push the START button on the washing machine.

** If I had a dollar for every time my house is quiet, I still wouldn't have any money in my wallet.

** Sometimes being responsible is such a pain in my irresponsible ass.

** Adult-sized bodies do NOT fit in…

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Added by Jennifer Marshall on September 14, 2012 at 3:00pm — No Comments

Thundershirt My Ass

Our dog has earned many a nickname in his three years with the family -- Goatdog, asshole, jackass, dick.  But the one name that kinda surprises me (especially given the fact that he body slammed himself through the friggin' front door) is WIMP.  Yes, for some reason, the big lug turns into one giant wussbag when it comes to thunderstorms.

Of…

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Added by Jennifer Marshall on September 13, 2012 at 12:03pm — 3 Comments

Guess What!!!!!!

I've had to keep some exciting news under wraps for a while, but now I'm finally able to share it with y'all!  I'm going to be on a t.v. show!  That's nucking futs, right??!!

The show is going to be called "Mommy…

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Added by Jennifer Marshall on September 10, 2012 at 11:36am — 2 Comments

Things I've Learned This Week

** The silverware thief is at it again.

** It's hard to have an adult conversation when you see your kid making armpit farts out of the corner of your eye.

** Crying over spilled milk is totally justified when it's a mere millimeter from your laptop.

** If burping is the sign of a good meal, then snoring is surely the sign of a good…

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Added by Jennifer Marshall on September 7, 2012 at 6:30pm — No Comments

Things That Make You Go "Hmmm"

Nothing really surprises me when it comes to my kids, but I seriously don't know what possesses them to do some of the crazy, stupid things they do.  And sometimes, it's really really hard to be the parent and not laugh at those crazy, stupid things.  (Cause let's be honest, some of them are pretty freaking hysterical!)  The latest thing that made me go hmmm?  My son decided…

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Added by Jennifer Marshall on September 5, 2012 at 12:55pm — No Comments

Things I've Learned This Week

** As predicted, back-to-school has totally kicked my ass up and down and all around.

** Always trust your gut.  Unless it's telling you to eat a dozen donuts.

** My daughter's wreck of a room looks like a junk store had the stomach flu.

** Goatdog is evidently a HUGE fan of the food in the pantry.

** If I had…

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Added by Jennifer Marshall on September 5, 2012 at 12:20pm — No Comments

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