** Candy corn disappears faster than wine in my house. (And that's FAST!!!)
** My allergies can seriously suck it.
** Little girls and drama go together like hookers and high heels.
** It's called a "hot" glue gun for a reason. Ouch!
** I'd forgotten how much I wanna feed Barney cookies laced…Continue
In the spirit of sharing embarrassing moments, I thought I'd relive another little doozy with y'all. Cause, really, what good is a humiliating memory if you can't share it with others? This one, however, was TRULY mortifying because it took place during a time in my life when I hadn't yet learned to laugh at myself.
This went down eons ago when I…Continue
I think we've all learned by now that I am THE queen of embarrassing moments. Lord knows I've certainly had way more than my fair share of 'em. And if I hadn't figured out how to laugh at myself a long, long time ago, well, I'd sure as hell be living in a ditch somewhere with a bag over my head by now. Luckily, though, I just dust myself off and move on with the show,…Continue
Added by Jennifer Marshall on October 25, 2011 at 2:21pm — No Comments
** Recovery time from the weekend is much much longer than it used to be.
** I should just hand out money to trick-or-treaters as much as candy costs these days.
** School pick up in the rain is about as much fun as filing your nails with a chain saw.
** It's impossible to get the smell of dead snail off your hands. Don't ask…Continue
Added by Jennifer Marshall on October 21, 2011 at 10:13am — No Comments
So lately, our dog has really been pressing his luck around here. Just when I think I might actually kinda like the big ol' doofus, he goes and does something SO incredibly naughty that I wanna open the front door and allow him to become a street dog. And unfortunately for my mother-in-law, his latest incredibly naughty "something" just so happened to…Continue
Added by Jennifer Marshall on October 19, 2011 at 10:18am — No Comments
** If you think they might spill it, they absolutely, most definitely will spill it.
** My blood is a molotov cocktail of Allegra, Singulair and Advil.
** It may feel like lice, but sometimes, it's just dry scalp.
** Bangin' your forehead on a granite countertop is not as exciting as it may…Continue
Added by Jennifer Marshall on October 14, 2011 at 10:30am — No Comments
It's kinda hard to believe, but the Nucking Futs clan has never ever had a professional family photo taken. Sure, we've had the kids photographed out the yin yang but never with my husband and me. So this past weekend, we decided to take advantage of the unbelievably gorgeous fall weather and round up our crew for a picture at the beach.
Added by Jennifer Marshall on October 12, 2011 at 10:09am — No Comments
** Just hearing the word "lice" makes my head itch.
** A freight train accompanied by a brass marching band would be quieter than my children.
** Halloween decorations make me happy.
** Sun-baked dog poop is anything but easy to scoop.
** People actually eat fried Kool-aid without being paid to do so. …Continue
Added by Jennifer Marshall on October 7, 2011 at 11:29am — No Comments
Is there a playdate addiction group somewhere? If so, then I'm totally sending these kids of mine. I'm tellin' you, these two short people are beyond obsessed with playdates all day, every day. Now some days, that can be a good thing (like when the playdate's at someone else's house, for example), but there are other days when I wanna kick the inventor of the playdate right…Continue
Added by Jennifer Marshall on October 6, 2011 at 9:36am — No Comments
This is parenting:
This is your brain on parenting:
Added by Jennifer Marshall on October 4, 2011 at 12:44pm — No Comments