Jennifer Marshall's Blog – October 2012 Archive (6)

Things I've Learned This Week

** Inadvertently headbutting the door with your forehead is not the best way to open it.

** When a fart rips through your yoga class, you can't help but feel bad for the person who let it slip out.

** Glue guns and Google are two of the BEST inventions on the planet.

** My kids should have to pay labor costs for all the time I've…

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Added by Jennifer Marshall on October 26, 2012 at 5:09pm — No Comments

'Kids Say the Darnedest Things' Giveaway

Obviously there's a reason why Art Linkletter and Bill Cosby scored major benjamins off that "Kids Say the Darnedest Things" show cause, let's face it, kids blurt out some seriously funny shit, don't they?!  I am always giggling at the crazy things my twins come up with, sometimes even when it's completely inappropriate for me to laugh.  How can you NOT love…

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Added by Jennifer Marshall on October 24, 2012 at 6:25pm — 1 Comment

Things I've Learned This Week

** It's kind of disturbing to hear your nine year old sing about having someone blow his whistle.  (Yeah, thanks, Flo Rida.)

** I'm beyond thankful I'm not married to a politician.

** Fun-size 3 Musketeers are downright dangerous.

** My ass is gonna beep when I back up if I don't amp up my workout routine again…

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Added by Jennifer Marshall on October 19, 2012 at 7:28pm — No Comments

The Apocalyptic Morning Meltdown

It's never ever easy to be a parent, but man, some days are just harder than others, aren't they?  And when you're dealing with an overtired child, you're pretty much fighting an unbeatable battle, like a kitten trying to hold its own against a wolverine.  Yep, this is exactly how my week began yesterday (as if Mondays weren't bad enough already!)

It had been…

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Added by Jennifer Marshall on October 16, 2012 at 12:10pm — No Comments

Things I've Learned This Week

** Arnold Schwarzenegger clearly has diarrhea of the mouth.  And a penis for a brain.

** It's a tie between the dog, the kids and the husband as to who is the messiest.

** I'm starting to think I live in the Hundred Acre Woods with all the recent wildlife…

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Added by Jennifer Marshall on October 5, 2012 at 9:52pm — No Comments

Sick Husband = Big Baby

I don't know how it is in your household, but in mine, there's a WORLD of difference between when I get sick and when my husband gets sick.  We're talking night and day contrast, people.  You see, he turns into a 39 year-old baby when he's under the weather, whereas I must continue with life as normal, sniffles and aches, be damned!

It was just last week when my other…

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Added by Jennifer Marshall on October 4, 2012 at 10:02am — 2 Comments

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