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Things I've Learned This Week

** Spilled wine is WAY worse than spilled milk.

** The DMV is truly a vast sea of weirdness.

** Turning 29 again wasn't so bad after…

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Added by Jennifer Marshall on April 19, 2013 at 2:31pm — No Comments

You Say It's Your Birthday? Well, It's My Birthday, Too!

It's hard to believe that ten whole years have passed since I was squeezing my legs together like a freaking vice so my twins wouldn't be born on my birthday.  Yep, call me crazy, but I did NOT wanna have to share the same b-day as my kiddos.  I mean, seriously, moms get so few days of recognition as it is!…

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Added by Jennifer Marshall on April 17, 2013 at 12:14pm — No Comments

Things I've Learned This Week

** The longer you watch t.v. at night, the stupider the commercials get.

** North Korea needs a giant chill pill.

** I seriously hate…

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Added by Jennifer Marshall on April 12, 2013 at 2:35pm — No Comments

The Dreaded Sex Talk

Birds do it.  Bees do it.  And God knows WE sure do it.  But unfortunately for me, it looks like I'm gonna have to talk…

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Added by Jennifer Marshall on April 10, 2013 at 10:48am — No Comments

Things I've Learned This Week

** Family trips are flat-out EXHAUSTING.

** It takes 11 years to unpack 11 days worth of luggage.

** Reality's a bitch, especially when it sucker punches…

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Added by Jennifer Marshall on April 5, 2013 at 1:00pm — No Comments

Things I've Learned This Week

** Shamrock Shakes are 600+ calories of awesomeness.

** "Quiet" is most definitely NOT a word I'd use to describe my house.

** My son has apparently given up sleep for Lent.  Lucky me.

** Sometimes when people say they don't need help, it's cause they're too overwhelmed to see that they do.

** Kids' ear…

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Added by Jennifer Marshall on March 23, 2013 at 10:26am — No Comments

Things I've Learned This Week

** Daylight Savings is clearly one of Satan's brilliant ideas.

** Me sitting on the toilet is evidently an open invitation for a party in the bathroom.

** The white crusty stuff around the top of the milk carton is seriously nasty.

** A bouquet of balloons always sounds like a good idea until you try to get them into the…

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Added by Jennifer Marshall on March 15, 2013 at 6:29pm — No Comments

Things I've Learned This Week

** I most certainly did NOT inherit my mom's hair-braiding skills.

** Apparently, Gap Kids sells husky-sized skinny jeans.  Anybody else confused?

** Winter can kiss…

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Added by Jennifer Marshall on March 8, 2013 at 9:00pm — No Comments

Things I've Learned This Week

** Shoveling snow by hand should be followed by a massage.  And possibly a lobotomy.

** The past several days have been like tantric sex.  Minus the sex part.

** If I ever need a good giggle, I turn to …

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Added by Jennifer Marshall on March 1, 2013 at 5:30pm — No Comments

Ride On

EVERYBODY NEEDS A CO-PILOT.

(Even if he DOES steal your socks and bite…

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Added by Jennifer Marshall on February 28, 2013 at 2:32pm — No Comments

The Awesome Power of Music

In my family, we are serious, music-loving fools.  Now, granted, none of us can actually play an instrument (well, not yet anyway!), but we sure as heck appreciate people who can.  Yep, we dig it so much that it's generally playing in our house in some form or fashion 24/7.…

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Added by Jennifer Marshall on February 27, 2013 at 6:15pm — 1 Comment

Things I've Learned This Week

** Living next door to construction is like having an earthquake as your neighbor.

** I don't know who's more excited when there's no homework -- the kids or me.

** Danica Patrick "pole position" jokes are plentiful when my husband's around.

** I'm not sure whether to feel flattered or offended that everybody seems to…

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Added by Jennifer Marshall on February 22, 2013 at 10:21am — No Comments

Sometimes Dogs and Kids Know Best

Isn't it incredible how both dogs and kids have an innate ability to sense whenever something's wrong?  You don't even have to tell them there's a problem, yet, somehow, they know that there is, in fact, a problem.  I, for one, have been extremely appreciative of that innocent intuition as of…

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Added by Jennifer Marshall on February 21, 2013 at 11:38am — 1 Comment

Things I've Learned This Week

I apologize for being MIA on here lately, but unfortunately, my father had a bad stroke and was hospitalized.  It's been pretty horrific to say the least, but rest assured, I HAVE been keeping a mental list of wacky things I've learned.  And here they are:

** The…

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Added by Jennifer Marshall on February 15, 2013 at 10:36am — No Comments

Things I've Learned This Week

** If it's not written down, it most definitely WILL be forgotten.

** Every day should be Pajama Day.

** Apparently no Super Bowl ads are gonna be new when the Super Bowl actually airs.  WTF?!

** Contrary to popular opinion, stupid is not sexy.

** The ass crack of dawn is something I don't very much care to…

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Added by Jennifer Marshall on February 1, 2013 at 3:04pm — No Comments

Things I've Learned This Week

** Judging from Beyonce, Manti T'eo, and Lance Armstrong, fake things apparently happen in threes.

** The media sure knows how to beat a news story to death.

** My ass is eternally grateful for the genius who invented seat heaters.

** Women supposedly look their ugliest at 3:30 PM on Wednesdays.

** The people who…

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Added by Jennifer Marshall on January 25, 2013 at 10:05pm — 2 Comments

Freaky Furby

You know how you had that one toy in your bedroom as a kid that kinda creeped you out once your parents turned out the lights and tucked you in for the night?  Mine was a clown who I swear glared at me from his perch high up on my bookcase.  (Special thanks to Poltergeist for that little childhood fear.)  But now that I'm an adult (allegedly anyway), my daughter has…

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Added by Jennifer Marshall on January 24, 2013 at 10:30am — 1 Comment

Things I've Learned This Week

** The lighting in fitting rooms is nothing short of cruel.

** My toes are sooooo ready for flip flops.

** A clean car is pretty awesome (even if only for five short minutes).

** I probably owe the car wash an apology note.

** The appetites of my children dramatically increase the moment school lets…

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Added by Jennifer Marshall on January 18, 2013 at 4:11pm — 1 Comment

Things I've Learned This Week

** Projectile t.v. = yes!  Projectile vomit = not so much.

** I'd pretty much give my left arm for a nap.…

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Added by Jennifer Marshall on January 11, 2013 at 3:36pm — No Comments

Things I've Learned This Week

** Much to my surprise, the New Year's Day puker turned out to be neither my husband nor me, but rather, my daughter.

** There's just never enough sleep to go around.

** An overnight getaway would be cheaper than taking three kids to the movies.

** My son's decided to Gangnam Style his way throughout the day, all day, every…

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Added by Jennifer Marshall on January 4, 2013 at 5:17pm — No Comments

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