Is it ever appropriate to slap your husband's face off? I submit to you that YES it is! Here is why..
Last night after a VERY VERY long weekend, I went to my bathroom to get ready for bed. Unbeknownst to me my wonderful 5 year old had also gotten ready for bed by brushing his teeth in my bathroom. Apparently, he had an excess of toothpaste, what ever to do? Just wipe that blob on the roll of toilet paper. Problem solved! Enter mommy, weary from life and travel. So very tired I neglected to turn on the light. I then proceeded to use the toilet paper for purpose in which it was intended. Imagine my surprise when my nether regions started to feel very odd and tingly. Dang kids!
After I remedied the issue, I marched into the main bathroom to share my calamity with my darling husband. His only response, "What's the problem? Now you're minty fresh everywhere!"
So yes a slap was warranted!
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