UPDATE: Dash is coming to Spain!
Dear Potential Servants,
I'm Dash - quite possibly the most remarkable, handsome and unusual cat that you're ever likely to have the privilege of meeting.
But I digress.
I'm writing this because mUm and Dad just confirmed that unless that whiney black fuzz ball keels over, I can't go with them to Spain in March...and it's not because they don't love me or serve my every need as expected, it's simply because the military has a two-animal only rule and, well, you guessed it, the cat drew the short straw.
Now, I was looking forward to moving Down Under and hooking up with a few Aussie hotties, but apparently there's some new six-month wait list, just to be quarantined, and, like I said, unless the fuzz ball kicks it, I'm kind of looking for a new pad to call home.
I'm a handsome 4-year male tabby, who is well-travelled, and snipped in all the right places. I'm an 'outdoorsy' kind of guy, and you could say that I'm a nature lover (small birds and mice mainly), but I'm still refined enough to enjoy a night by the fire, a scratch under the chin or a good snuggle up in bed.
I love a good chat, with anyone really, rolling in the dirt, going for long walks, and, aside from a brief stint in the local jail (wasn't my fault), I'm clean as a whistle.
Oh, and I guess I should tell you that I LOVE dogs, whether it's ambushing Muggles and fuzz ball, or chasing any other mutt that tries to tell me 'it's a dog's world'.
In saying that, I do love Muggles, he's a dog sure, but he's alright, I mean he loves it when I spend hours cleaning him, or putting him into a headlock to play...did I just say that?
And, that baby who grabs my tail and tries to run me down with his trucks is actually annoyingly kinda cute, I just give him a little bat (claws disengaged) every now and then to let him know who's boss.
mUm and Dad tell me, I'm VIP, and am, absolutely not one of those 'free to good home' cat, even if technically I'm free, and, they will fly me in style if you live out of state. So, if you'd like a remarkable cat to serve, let me know.
I attached some photos of me, so you can see how handsome my 14 lbs of pure muscle is.