And here are some tell tale signs that you are a mom...
You've gone to a circus, watched a bunch of little men and women do
bizarre things with their bodies, and at any point in time thought,
"That's nothing. (Insert own kids name here) could totally do that
You've passed some undeniable traits on to your offspring like the dent
in your son's right ear (that came from you) or the cowlicks in all of
your kid's hair (those came from your husband), and it makes you smile
and amazes you that genes carry information like that.
You have your first kid-free weekend in what feels like years, and......read more!