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An Ode to Chicken Nuggets...(can you guess what we had for dinner last night?)

I love you chicken nugget

crispy golden and so small

I make you twenty times a week

http://forums.timesdaily.com/eve/forums/a/ga/ul/61910404/inlineimg/Y/chicken-nuggets.jpgMy kids still eat you all...


You're great with lots of sauces

ketchup, soy, or BBQ

mustard, mayo, duck sauce

they all go real nice with you...


I can put you on a stick

or stick you in a roll

I can cut you up in pieces

or the kids can eat you whole.


You come in many shapes

so you'll entice and seem like fun,

from dinosaurs to tender strips

you're always #1.


I make you in the evening

and I'll pack you in their lunch

the perfect bribe for veggies

for a more nutritious punch


You're tasty and delicious

and it comes as no surprise

I can't keep my hands off you

...then you land up on my thighs.


by Sarah Maizes @ "Mommy Lite"


If you liked this little ditty, check out more funny mom stuff on: http://www.MommyLiteOnline.com

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