I haven’t been to the dentist in four years. Now, I realize some of you just read that sentence and went slack-jawed and wide-eyed as if I told you I grind up puppies in a food mill. I’m quite aware that in some social circles, missing four years of dental appointments is akin to setting libraries on fire. But in my defense, I don’t particularly care for dental exams, which I feel is reason enough to let my teeth rot-out. That, and my mom is dead and isn’t around to nag me about tartar build-up. Silver-lining people, silver-lining.
O.K. grinding puppies in food mills, burning libraries and dead moms. Anyone still here?...Continue Reading