In work today for a briefing about my Return To Work. I don't like it. I don't want to. You can't make me. Sadly the Halifax and an extensive list of direct debits can. 

Challenge Of The Day: Part One

Get Up, Get Ready And Go Out

A pleasing start - as if to order, The Poop had a lie in until 7:20am, a time until which she has slept maybe three times since birth. God bless black out blinds. Her laziness enabled me to go for a run, have a shower and dress in a speedy albeit considered manner. Things took a slight turn for the usual when I noted the inklings of a poo (for me, not Boo) and the realisation that today I will not be able to excrete at my leisure. After fifteen minutes of heaving and straining, I achieved moderate success and aggravated piles.  Now running ten minutes late I just had to hope this token stool would satisfy my bowel until my return. Safe to safe the drive home from work was a brisk one.

Success Rating: Moderate

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