Betty's big day Sunday. She'll look gorgeous, obviously. When doesn't she? More importantly, I've got to look gorgeous. Seriously, this is my most iconic postnatal moment thus far. In fact, this will be THE postnatal moment people will remember of me forever. (What do you mean no one gives a toss?)

It's not like she's only a few weeks old and I've had no time to prepare. I've had SEVEN WHOLE MONTHS to sort it. Seven whole months to attack the rolls and the wobbles and the grotesque dimpling. Seven whole months to stop the cake and the crisps and the packets of beef dripping. And now, like all the holidays and weddings and special occasions for which I have promised my body so much and delivered so very little, it IS HERE. So come on - I need ideas people. How do I lose a stone in a week?

Views: 0

Tags: baby, funny, humor, mom


You need to be a member of Mom Bloggers Club to add comments!

Join Mom Bloggers Club

Question of the Day


We believe the famous cupcake craze is officially over. Are you a cupcake fanatic or never was one. Cupcakes are great, but they've never been our favorite!

What about you?

Answer any of our questions this week for a prize giveaway. See them all here.



Do you have a giveaway and want to know how and where to promote it? Great, join us!


Link to Us


© 2015   Created by Mom Bloggers Club.

Badges  |  Report an Issue  |  Terms of Service