I am all about the cellulite. Not getting it, although I have become a bit obsessed about having it. As I mentioned in Homeotherapy, I have a Home Spa Kit that I picked up in a bargain bin at Borders, complete with rollers, files, mitts and a recipe book. In the recipe book was a nifty recipe for ridding oneself of cellulite. It required essential oils of grapefruit, thyme, fennel, lavender, geranium and juniper berries mixed with two cups of almond oil. After liberally applying this cornucopia of essential oils, the legs, ass, hips and stomach are to be wrapped in cellophane.