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Cuz I Have The Attention Span Of A Goldfish

It took 1 month, 2 weeks, and 3 days, but the honeymoon is over. The novelty of facebook has finally worn off for me. I've told you a million times I'm easily distracted by shiny objects so trust me lasting over month is pretty impressive for me.

I joined up January 15th and I spent the next month an a half saying things like:

OMG! She's on here?! Oh I haven't seen her in, gosh, almost *counts in head* fifteen years! Wait FIFTEEN years?? Man I'm getting old.... wtf.
Wow! Those two are MARRIED?!
HELLOOOOO fake boobs! Boing, boing, boing!! *giggle*
HA! That guy totally lost all his hair.
WTF! She hasn't changed a bit. How is it possible to still look 18 when you're in your 30s?!? What the hell am *I* doing wrong?!
Who the hell is this person? Do I know them? I sorta know that face. The name is kind of familiar, but maybe that's because I just read it in my email alert. No really... I have no idea.

I gotta admit, it was fun. A lot of fun. But I have to tell you, eventually it became too much work. When I didn't log on to facebook for a few days I'd come back to a gazillion notifications and application requests. I had hearts, drinks, plants, fish, chocolates, votes, and 4,561,098 other things waiting for me. And don't even get me started on the meme's.... ugh... every day someone was trying to convince me to fill one out. There was the 25 random things about me, 3 things you didn't know about me, 4 things you didn't know about me, a billion things you didn't know about me, me and my ex, me and my spouse, me and the dog, me and my hot dog... HONESTLY, enough is ENOUGH! If I get tagged ... Click here to read the rest of this blog on www.JenniferSuarez.com

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