She has spent the last ten months repeatedly preventing me from putting the random items I pick up throughout the day in my mouth, and washing and wiping my body at every given opportunity. Then yesterday, from nowhere, Mum went and painted my hands green with what looked like masonry paint. Maybe it's just me, but this does not suggest the normal, rational behaviour you would expect of a responsible adult.
And oh, didn't I mention, the hand painting happened after stripping me, and herself, COMPLETELY NAKED.
Yep. She's gone. Finally lost it.