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I have two cats and a dog. All female, all small. FREE TO GOOD HOME!
Cat number 1: Name: Miss THANG. She is a princess. No, a Goddess. She sits on her royal thrown all day preening her lovely, tabby fur. She only eats Iams and will not use the litter box unless it is cleaned after every voiding. The litter has to be "Fresh Step" or she will use your bed as her toilet. She must be fed by 7:30 AM or she will do a drive by across you head while you sleep. She is an indoor cat. If you take her outside she will run to the door and cry to get back in. She hates people, dogs, cats and vacuum cleaners. Due to all the preening you can expect unusually large hair ball vomit at least twice a week.
Cat number 2: Name: Bling-bling. She is the runt, small adult cat. She loves everyone. She loves everything. There is nothing she won't eat, drink or play with. She loves to play. She never stops playing. She plays all day, she plays all night. Her favorite game is 'LITTER BOX HOCKEY'. (litter box hockey is flicking a little poo ball onto my hardwood floors and batting them around the house. This game usually takes about an hour to play and can be played with dogs and other cats). Litter box hockey is usually played at 1 AM. She loves to eat, too. She loves all food. Especially dog food and table food( while it is still on the table). She really likes the food on the breakfast table. She likes to help herself.
Dog: Name: Sandy. She is small dog with big ears that stand straight up. She is in love with my husband. She hates women, children and cats. She yelps every time you get near her and then runs to the male person for comfort. You don't have to touch her to get this response! She eats cat food, cat poo, and the hockey puck after the midnight game. She barfs at least twice a week on carpet only! She makes these awful slurppy noises when she cleans her, well, puffy pieces! OH, and she is a walking gas bag, but only when you have company.

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Comment by Jennifer Nordin on February 22, 2009 at 12:00am
Thanks for the great laugh, SO hilarious especially because I can relate-have 2 cats and a dog! :)

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