Ok, stay with me. I know that blog title was pretty heavy-hitting, but just take a look at the spread of the
model in French Vogue
. Comment dite vous
PEDOPHILE ALERT en francais?
I'm not sure how the Parisian family court operates, but I'm sort of hoping someone is sent over to the parents' home to do a little Q&A. Like, what the hell were they thinking? This is beyond Brooke Shields when she did Blue Lagoon
the Calvin Klein ads. "Nothing comes between me and my Calvins!"
Her subtle *wink* to perverts across the world that she was indeed panti-less under those tight jeans. (Except those of us who have had a short stint in the modeling world, ahem, really know said jeans are usually wrenched on over some sort of spanx that would rival medieval attire. But I digress.)
Back to French Vogue. This is really...(jump here)