Halloween is coming. Time to find that outfit to fit your childs personality and/or alter ego. Let's take a look at this years offerings, shall we?
Car Freshner Baby
Yes, they can be incredibly stinky. But we all know this "Pine Tree Scent" isn't going to cover the mashed peas our little precious had for lunch.Bags 'O Money
A truer costume has never been made. Do you know how much money will be spent, on average, on your precious angel by the time they reach 18 yrs. of age? $197,700
There's a goal! Go pay your own way little man.Toddler Chef
You know, I'm sure your toddler could make a dish more delicious than some of the things I've made. Mud pies anyone?Toddler Elvis / Spock
Recession Special People! You get a 2-for-1 with this outfit! What a bargin in these trying timesTween Slutty Baseball Player
Did I write that? Well, look at this offering - labeled for a 'Tween - and tell me what you think?Dept. of Corrections Orange Jumpsuit
What the hell? I... I... I don't know what to say. (At least it didn't come with a shank)
Happy Costume Shopping!
Ann Again... and again