Now hiring for the holiday season, with possible permanent job placement after the holidays: Someone dedicated, hardworking, and honest, to be myHoliday Bitch Filter.

Job Description: This person will be responsible for following me around and making sure I don't do or say anything too bitchy this holiday season. We can discuss, in the interview process, what your methods of being my Bitch Filter would be, but I am not opposed to such techniques as:

  • Niceness (I really don't think that ramming that lady's car because she stole your parking spot is a great idea. How about we just go down the next aisle and see if there's a spot open?) ...

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