Obviously there's a reason why Art Linkletter and Bill Cosby scored major benjamins off that "Kids Say the Darnedest Things" show cause, let's face it, kids blurt out some seriously funny shit, don't they?! I am always giggling at the crazy things my twins come up with, sometimes even when it's completely inappropriate for me to laugh. How can you NOT love that complete lack of a mouth filter?
Recently, my son both shocked and amazed me with a comment he made as we were about to enter the church for my niece's wedding. I thought he was being all cuddly and cute as he leaned his head against my chest and said, "You smell good, Mommy." I was just about to let out an "Aww!!!" when he totally ruined the precious moment by saying, "You smell just like boobs." Awesome, huh? And yeah, I couldn't help but laugh at that one.
So this brings me to my contest giveaway! All you have to do to enter is leave a comment below telling me something really funny your wee one has said to you lately. I will choose the comment that makes chuckle the hardest, and that lucky person will win a $25 iTunes gift card AND his or her very own Nucking Futs Mama t-shirt! (Only one entry per person, please.) Contest ends Monday, October 29 at 9:00 PM (Central). Good luck, y'all! Now make me laugh, will ya?! :)