Pah! So what, you're thinking. So the cot's on its final level. So it's nearly an actual bed.
Big deal. Not bothered. Who cares?
ME. I CARE, ALRIGHT PAL?
I care that I gave birth to my daughter NOT FIVE MINUTES AGO and already we are REDUCING COTS TO THEIR FINAL LEVEL. Excuse me but...HELLO?!
I don't believe it to be wholly unreasonable for me to feel utterly aggrieved, bereft and INCANDESCENT WITH RAGE that some insensitive joker has made off with more or less the FIRST YEAR of my little girl's life, without so much as a word to me about just WHO THE HELL THEY THINK THEY ARE TO GO TAKING OTHER PEOPLE'S STUFF LIKE THIS.