You're getting used to being blamed for everything. Through tears, just last night, your four year old said, "Mommy! You made me bite my own finger!" Somehow...
You know you're supposed to celebrate the independent spirit in your toddler, but when she's lying on the floor amid a pile of clean diapers after removing her own poop-filled diaper, attempting to wipe herself, the "I do it!" fight is about the last thing you want to deal with at that moment.
Despite how it was when you were growing up, you've found that the age at which children no longer think their parents know anything isn't in the teens anymore. It starts around seven.
Since your paper shredder broke months ago...