Today, I hang my head in shame. Attempting to keep the tears at bay & failing dismally, I contemplate ending it all & making that leap over the Brink Of Insanity. Surely I deserve such a fate, throwing myself in to the abyss, after a day that finally saw my children turn on me…nearly in unison, almost as one, declaring me the “worst Mommy ever!”. And what was it that brought about this turn of events here in Crazy Town? What exactly was my crime? How could I, Martha Stewart Mommy, commit a parenting fail so epic as to suddenly be labeled persona non grata to my perfect little angels? Despite my despair & humiliation, I’d be remiss if I didn’t impart this parenting wisdom, learned too late for me, in hopes of sparing you a similar tragedy.