Original Posting at NewlyParents.com here
Ah, the conversations that happen in our house. When the baby is born I'm afraid I'm going to have two childish boys and nothing but fart jokes.
Honey, will you go put gas in my car?
I bet you could fill it up with all the gas pregnancy has given you tonight.
: Yeah but I can't put that in the car.
Have you tried farting in the gas tank?
JUST GO PUT GAS IN MY CAR!