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Ah, the conversations that happen in our house. When the baby is born I'm afraid I'm going to have two childish boys and nothing but fart jokes.

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Wifey: Honey, will you go put gas in my car?

Husband: I bet you could fill it up with all the gas pregnancy has given you tonight.

Wifey: Yeah but I can't put that in the car.

Husband: Have you tried farting in the gas tank?

Wifey: JUST GO PUT GAS IN MY CAR!

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