While scrolling through the whole plethora of Cartoon Network, CITV and CBeebies our telly subscription affords, I have attempted to convince Boo of the pleasure to be obtained by just sitting staring at the gogglebox. But she doesn't bite. She would prefer to be entertained, 24/7, thank you very much. While her aversion to any audio/visual stimulation is infuriating, her iron will in resisting Justin Fletcher can only be respected and in turn classed as superhuman. That man is the children's entertainment phenomenon about to put even the combined might of Neil Buchanan, Floella Benjamin and Pat Sharp in the shade. Yet stick him in front of The Poop. Nothing.
So I return to getting nowt done and following Boo's lines of enquiry with a dustpan and brush.