Once upon a time there was a Mummy, a Daddy, and a 14 month old little girl with a budding vocabulary and stubborn streak that started out cute but is becoming a bit of a nuisance.
One afternoon this Mummy and Daddy sat playing with their very focused little girl. They began by having a make believe tea party together, which the little girl liked to do very much. Everybody poured pretend tea and ate pretend cake and chatted with the other invited guests who included a teddy, a single shoe and a blue plastic comb. Once the teddy had finished his cake (after wasting time fussing about whether it was gluten free or not), the little girl decided she was bored and wanted a different game to play.