Within it sat photos of Boo looking cute (tell me something I don't know), documents about activities planned for her (yeah, yeah, yeah), post-it notes observing The Poop at play (big wow) and work samples (yadda, yadda, yadda).
Where are the assessments?
Where do I find out that she is a genius? A prodigy? An infant mastermind? A veritable whizz kid? A shiningly gifted example of intellectual brilliance, destined only for glory, excellence and superiority?