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What to take on a trip with children, so that the suitcase is not overloaded?

To have a good rest during your family holidays, you are to get rid of extra load. It is about material or non-material issues, like business calls and overloaded baggage. It is possible! Since you’ve made up your…

What to take on a trip with children, so that the suitcase is not overloaded?

To have a good rest during your family holidays, you are to get rid of extra load. It is about material or non-material issues, like business calls and overloaded baggage. It is possible! Since you’ve made up your…

10 Ways to Spend More Time in Nature

You might dislike nature. It’s the home of mud, bugs, and sunburns. It’s also the home of beautiful views, fresh air, and wonderful fragrances. You might dislike nature, but on the other hand, you might love it. Whatever your feelings about nature, you know you should be…

See now I’m an advocate for drugs, now I’m not talking the heroin and
cocaine variety, (as Whitney said, CRACK IS WHACK!) No, no, no I m
talking the Voltaren suppository kind...if someone offers it to you, my
advice? TAKE IT! You’ll regret it later, I know I did! I thought I was
brave, I thought I was strong, man was I wrong... when my spinal wore
off damn I thought I was sliced in half(OK OK so I had been, but no-one
told me the drugs would wear off so quickly) alright so I suppose
sitting bolt upright ½ an hour after a c- section's not the smartest
thing to do, but in my defence I wanted to cuddle my new dolly, I mean
baby....(oops), anyway the phrase sweating bullets well meant nothing to
me, it was more a case of sweating bricks...the 5 min it took the
nurses to get my drugs for me seemed like 5 hours, bet Aidan never
thought his mom would be playing Hot Potato so soon after he arrived but
dad was almost caught right off guard as I passed Aidan off to him.
Lucky Andrew has huuuuuge hands! Anyway the meds eventually get to me
after I think I’ve died and that there is no way anyone can bring me
back from the light, alright alright so I’m exaggerating just a bit but
damn it was raw...
Now after the catheter is taken out they break the news to you that you now have to put the suppositories up your butt
yourself... I can tell you now that sticking a torpedo shaped blob of
medicated Vaseline up my naught is creeping me out round about now, so I
do what every self respecting person would do... pretend I don’t know
how! So I flash my sweet smile and cute dimples and inform Constance of
my unfortunate predicament, lucky for me she smiles and says she would
guide me through it, so off we go to the bathroom for my suppository
insertion 101 lesson, now half way through telling me the ins and outs
of the matter, Constance decides to just do it for me anyway- “YES I got
out of doing it”
Little did I know that was to be the last time she would be doing this for me... Mind you I did have to learn sooner or
later, it wasn’t as if I could just take Constance home with me(wish I
could have though, she was lots of fun always had something funny to say
and always smiling.)
But six months on and I still remember the pain as clear as daylight-take the damn drugs you wally!

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