A few weeks ago ParentsAsk.com floated out an open casting call to the online community. Basically, they were looking for moms interested in asking their panel of experts a parenting question....on video. I got in contact with ParentsAsk.com and was all...I’m totally doing this raising kids thing all wrong....pick me, pick me! I mean, if you’re looking for a slack-jawed-clueless-mom then I’m your woman!
Apparently, my parenting ineptitude, as is documented here
, was convincing. So, their very nice producer, Katie, contacted me and was like...I know you think you’re ‘doing it ALL wrong,’ but you’re going to have to narrow it down to a couple of questions.
Fine. I’ll narrow it down, but you don’t know what you’re missing. I, for
one, think your readers would benefit from a episode on: How to Get Your Child to Wear Pants
, or How Can I Prevent My Child from Saving Chewing Gum in Her Belly Button?This is what I came up with...