Yea, this would likely be a pretty funny joke if it existed. Perhaps it does, somewhere out there.
Nonetheless, whether or not it exists doesn't detract from the fact that these entities - ones that millions of Western children hold dear - might very well be....well....not exactly real.
We may all seem to feel that as parents, we're in on the secret, but are we, really? Who's having the last laugh when it comes to "things that go bump in the night?" These things - within the same realm as the "Boogie Monster" and the "Monster that Lives [in the closet, under the bed, in the basement - insert location here]" provide the basis for not only many childhood fantasies and fears but...hold onto your hats...finances as well. http://bit.ly/qPlQ1C