I’m no stranger to the wonderful world of Kindergarten. This is my fourth foray in to the realm of refrigerator art, trips to the farm, & agonizingly annoying Letterland characters. And as many of you know, I have not taken kindly to having to send my last wee baby off to school this fall. Aside from the obvious reasons that any mother can relate to, there is another, far more compelling, reason as to why I was loathe to put her in the hands of the educational system. Those bastards actually have the audacity to TEACH her sh**!! Given that she’s my fourth, I anticipated this sucky eventuality. I’ve seen it all before…watched them take my sweet, innocent little babies, & turn them in to rotten little kids. Of all the mother lovin’ nerve. Maybe you’re confused…possibly you’re asking yourself, “Self, what the hell is The Mayor talking about?? Of course they TEACH her stinkin’ kid, what did she think was gonna happen??”. Some of you, however, may know exactly what I’m alluding to.