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It's 2 am and I'm soaked.

Is this a lively, lurid missive promoting great sex in the middle of the night? NOPE

Is this a discussion of an unfortunate side effects of seratonin uptake medications used for deep and profound depression? NOPE

Is this the launch of a tirade over the indignity of perimenopausal nightsweats? NOPE

It's about a little known feature of toilet design--the hinge. Yes, there is a hinge that works in two directions, one to lift the toilet seat and lid and ONE TO PUT THE TOILET SEAT DOWN! For some reason, unknown to womankind the male of the species has difficulty with the concept of the hinge and its multiple uses, yes, that's right it makes the seat go up and it makes the seat go down.

Men...beware...there are other women out there, wet from the tush down who are reading this or who have had this experience before. We will unite. We are...

CHEESED-OFF!

From my blog Musings of a Cheesed-off Haus Frau

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