The Most Important Pregnancy Questions, Answered

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pregnancy-questionsWe were given this list of questions and answers during our last prenatal class, Breathing & Relaxation. We thought you might find them as humorous as we did.

Q: I'm two months pregnant now. When will the baby movie?
A: With any luck, right after he finishes college.

Q: What is the most reliable method to determine a baby's sex?
A: Child birth.

Q: My wife is five months pregnant and so moody that sometimes she is borderline irrational.
A: So what's your question?

Q: My childbirth instructor says it's not pain I will feel during labor, but pressue. Is she right?
A: Yes, in the same way that a tornado might be called an air current.

Q: When is the best time to get an epidural?
A: Right after you find out your pregnant.

Q: Is there any reason I have to be in the delivery room while my wife is in labor?
A: Not unless the word "alimony" means anything to you.

Q: Is there anything I should avoid while recovering from childbirth?
A: Yes, pregnancy.

Q: Do I have to have a baby shower?
A: Not if you change the baby's diaper very quickly.

Q: Our baby was born last week. When my wife begin to feel and act normal again?
A: When the kids are in college.

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