They Call Me Martha Stewart Mommy…

…because I’m the type of Mommy who…

Something to live for quote

Has an underwear drawer full of pixie dust, tiny note paper, & brightly coloured pens ready & waiting for The Tooth Fairy…as opposed to an underwear drawer full of thongs, sensual oils, & batteries for my sex toys.

Has a two foot tall elf named Beans (’cause he’s full of ‘em!) that sits on the stairs all December long, leaving little notes & gifts around the house for the kidlets. He also has the magical ability to pop up in a new spot every morning, delighting the children with an elf hunt, & then is returned to his “spot” on the stairs to await his next adventure. Granted, he sometimes enjoys scaring the crap out of startling them by being right in their face when they open their eyes in the morning, & last X-mas we discovered photos of him kicking back in a little Princess Chair, shades on, TV remote, soda, & chips in hand….he’s such a bad ass!


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