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How to Choose the Ideal Living Room Furniture for My New Home

If you’ve just bought a new home, you probably don’t want your old, worn-out living room furniture in there. Just like you, your living room needs a fresh start.

Most homeowners worry that buying…

50th Birthday Gifts for Women

The days of living our lives are marked by how well we live and the number of experiences we have collected through the life. A lot of time the experience counts more than the age. There are different milestone birthday’s in the life that makes us revisit life in a certain…

Birthday Celebration Ideas - 6 Things To Do On Your Birthday

Birthdays are a very special occasion that one should bring in with innovative and unique ways that make it a memorable affair throughout your life. Although it is said that we should live each day fully, for birthday’s, you should go beyond full and live it in a…

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** Seeing his grandma in the buff apparently doesn't phase my son in the least.

** Hot flashes and sea sickness don't mix well with a pirate ship cruise.

** And just because it's a "pirate" cruise does not mean that Johnny Depp is on board.

** A sandbar is a big old wet playground of possibilities.

** My kids have decided their bedtime is never o'clock.

** Driving a jet ski is one surefire way to get a fast and furious salt water enema.

** There is nothin' quite like a margarita on the beach.

** It'd be easier to take a couple of chimpanzees out to dinner than it is to take my kids sometimes.

** Never mess with a girl who's packing a squirt gun and a noodle.

** The inhabitants of conch shells look eerily similar to vaginas.

** Overcooked bacon is not really a look I'm trying to achieve.

** Even when it's a crispy 95 degrees outside, my kids still dig the hot tub.  Go figure.

** Half the sand in Florida traveled back in our suitcases.  Lucky for us.

** Returning to a leaky kitchen ceiling is a helluva coming home present.

** Despite what I might think, God does not give me more than I can handle.

 

 

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