** Naked is evidently the way to go this summer.

 

** As much as I love my husband, I really don't think I'd tackle someone trying to throw a pie in his face.

 

** Chopsticks actually help get my kids to eat their veggies.

 

** My son thinks I'm a car and driver expert.

 

** I am NOT a car and driver expert.

 

** If Calgon could REALLY take me away, I wouldn't be bathing in it -- I'd be doing mother effing shots of it.

 

** Jimmy Fallon & Justin Timberlake made a "History of Rap Part 2" that I am totally loving!

 

** It's safer to just wear a helmet 24/7.

 

** My kids are trying to provide air conditioning for the whole flippin' neighborhood, one open door at a time.

 

** Sanitation Department Head is yet another unfortunate thing I can add to my resume.

 

** If there is a playdate addicts group, I'm totally signing up my daughter.

 

** Mopping up water in the basement at midnight is definitely NOT one of my favorite pastimes.

 

** My days are too often like Dolly Parton's bra -- crammed full of WAY too much stuff.

 

** A turtle with brick shoes could get out of a car faster than my kids.

 

** Despite what I might think, God does not give me more than I can handle.

 

SO WHAT DID *YOU* LEARN THIS WEEK??  LEAVE A COMMENT BELOW & TELL ME!!! >>

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