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How to Choose the Ideal Living Room Furniture for My New Home

If you’ve just bought a new home, you probably don’t want your old, worn-out living room furniture in there. Just like you, your living room needs a fresh start.

Most homeowners worry that buying…

50th Birthday Gifts for Women

The days of living our lives are marked by how well we live and the number of experiences we have collected through the life. A lot of time the experience counts more than the age. There are different milestone birthday’s in the life that makes us revisit life in a certain…

Birthday Celebration Ideas - 6 Things To Do On Your Birthday

Birthdays are a very special occasion that one should bring in with innovative and unique ways that make it a memorable affair throughout your life. Although it is said that we should live each day fully, for birthday’s, you should go beyond full and live it in a…

 

** Cruise control scares the shit out of me.

 

** When you travel with kids, it's a trip.  When you travel without them, it's a vacation.

 

** 99.9% of the water at water parks is a combination of urine and ick.  Probably.

 

** Trying to get your kids to sleep at a water park is like trying to get a nun to pole dance.

 

** I am not a water park lover.

 

** Wet soccer cleats smell like cat piss.

 

** Mother Nature could use a Valium.

 

** It's much easier to open a bottle of wine when you have a bottle opener.

 

** My key chain needs a bottle opener.

 

** @marymac is even cooler in person than she is online.

 

** There are actually vending machines that take credit cards!  Who knew??!!

 

** Bad cell phone reception makes me homicidal.

 

** So does a snoring husband.

 

** Bras aren't all they're cracked up to be.

 

** The "off" switch on my children seems to be broken.

 

** I could open up a damn petting zoo with all the pets we now own.

 

** If you pee, they will come.

 

** Kids would rather decorate with toothpaste than brush with it.

 

** Despite what I might think, God does not give me more than I can handle.

 

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