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How Moms Can be Savvy When Shopping High End

When you become a mother, there are some sacrifices you have to make. Say goodbye to free-time, your pre-baby body and, of course, the biggest loss of them all, designer items. The most exciting purchases you’ll make now are cute baby booties and miniature clothing you…

What to take on a trip with children, so that the suitcase is not overloaded?

To have a good rest during your family holidays, you are to get rid of extra load. It is about material or non-material issues, like business calls and overloaded baggage. It is possible! Since you’ve made up your…

What to take on a trip with children, so that the suitcase is not overloaded?

To have a good rest during your family holidays, you are to get rid of extra load. It is about material or non-material issues, like business calls and overloaded baggage. It is possible! Since you’ve made up your…

 

** I am evidently NOT Tim "The Toolman" Taylor.

 

** The Coupon Suzy lady scares the absolute hell out of me.

 

** 2 AM looks WAY different than it used to.

 

** I really need to start slippin' Immodium A-D to the birds around my house.

 

** School starts in T minus 456 hours -- but, again, who's counting???

 

** Caller ID was one of the greatest inventions of our time.

 

** The snooze button was one of the WORST.

 

** Moms who pop out a baby & still look like super models can suck my big left toe.

 

** When people say "caulk", it always sounds like "cock".

 

** The world's a much happier place without humidity.

 

** I could give a rat's ass who's gonna be on the next "Dancing With The Stars".

 

** My kids wait to accidentally pee the bed until just after their sheets have been changed.

 

** Mosquitoes are trying to suck out whatever life is left in me.

 

** Telling my offspring not to step in the mud is like telling my husband not to snore.

 

** I'm pretty sure I would melt if I lived in Texas.

 

** Much to the surprise of my children, I cannot, in fact, produce food right there on the spot.

 

** Despite what I might think, God does not give me more than I can handle.

 

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Comment by Niki Blurton on August 5, 2011 at 4:53pm
I had to pause and think for a moment to figure out some main points that I've learned this week. **I've learned that some people regard "unfriending" a person on Facebook, worse than getting slapped in the face **that when I used to see my parents sit there and shake their heads, I really had no idea why until now and **that not only are the mosquitoes trying to suck the life out of me as well, but that they have a miraculous ability to get to places on me I KNOW are not exposed. I enjoyed your post today! :)

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