** I am evidently NOT Tim "The Toolman" Taylor.

 

** The Coupon Suzy lady scares the absolute hell out of me.

 

** 2 AM looks WAY different than it used to.

 

** I really need to start slippin' Immodium A-D to the birds around my house.

 

** School starts in T minus 456 hours -- but, again, who's counting???

 

** Caller ID was one of the greatest inventions of our time.

 

** The snooze button was one of the WORST.

 

** Moms who pop out a baby & still look like super models can suck my big left toe.

 

** When people say "caulk", it always sounds like "cock".

 

** The world's a much happier place without humidity.

 

** I could give a rat's ass who's gonna be on the next "Dancing With The Stars".

 

** My kids wait to accidentally pee the bed until just after their sheets have been changed.

 

** Mosquitoes are trying to suck out whatever life is left in me.

 

** Telling my offspring not to step in the mud is like telling my husband not to snore.

 

** I'm pretty sure I would melt if I lived in Texas.

 

** Much to the surprise of my children, I cannot, in fact, produce food right there on the spot.

 

** Despite what I might think, God does not give me more than I can handle.

 

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Comment by Niki Blurton on August 5, 2011 at 4:53pm
I had to pause and think for a moment to figure out some main points that I've learned this week. **I've learned that some people regard "unfriending" a person on Facebook, worse than getting slapped in the face **that when I used to see my parents sit there and shake their heads, I really had no idea why until now and **that not only are the mosquitoes trying to suck the life out of me as well, but that they have a miraculous ability to get to places on me I KNOW are not exposed. I enjoyed your post today! :)

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