** Just hearing the word "lice" makes my head itch.
** A freight train accompanied by a brass marching band would be quieter than my children.
** Halloween decorations make me happy.
** Sun-baked dog poop is anything but easy to scoop.
** People actually eat fried Kool-aid without being paid to do so. WTF?!
** Glitter glue should totally be illegal.
** Kid shoe shopping is much more productive when a cookie bribe is on the line.
** Skinny Cow ice cream sandwiches are best consumed in multiples. Just sayin'.
** My son would rather sleep with a rock than a stuffed animal.
** I'm having a REALLY hard time biting my tongue over the absurdity involved with homework.
** My husband makes fun of me for watching "Jersey Shore" but is willing to sit through two whole hours of a Steve Bartman documentary.
** I'm ready for bed before my kids are anymore.
** We've lost one of the most incredible innovators of our time -- RIP, Mr. Jobs.
** Despite what I might think, God does not give me more than I can handle.
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